Dog Doo Vacuum Cleaner

It has been a while since we've had the topic dog shit. So lets talk about dog doo. All dog owners know how annoying it is to pick up the dog doo with those small plastic bags and then carry it around in your pocket. And when you forget to remove the bag, you will be unpleasantly surprised next time you put your hand into your pocket. “Pet Pooch Power System” is in my opinion one of the greatest inventions mankind has created. Call it by its name, the Dog Doo Vacuum Cleaner will make dog walking comfortable and delightful. This 120V cordless yard vacuum gathers pet waste and deposits it directly into a specially designed plastic bag for easy disposal. Get this amazing product including 10 biodegradable waste bags at Frontgate.

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Say it with doo

Say it with Doo

A Poem by Mr.Poo

Don’t say it with flowers

Your workmate has been sick for a while

Lies in a hospital without a smile

Mobbing did make him smoke crack

Sending flowers won’t bring him back

Let him know how much you care

With a doo card, empathy you will declare

Don’t say it with words

Your sweetheart left you in anger

Ran away with a Texas Ranger

Now you want her back

Just don’t get a panic attack

Writing a letter you believe will be nice

Sending a doo card is my advice

Don’t say it with candles

Oh no, soon it’s valentine

You want it sweet like plum wine

A special surprise you need

And a very special indeed

She likes candle dinner in Peru

You better give her a card with doo

Don’t say it with cake

It’s your friends’ birthday

You remember after days of delay

Plagued by bad conscience

Wanna get back the confidence

A cake he will throw into the front yard

So you better send him a doo card

These doo cards and many more doo cards are available at PrankPlace

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The Dog Doo Calendar

How was your year 2009? Do you think it was a crappy year? So you had a year with no luck, no happiness and no love. Then I can reassure you, 2010 will be exactly the same. To remind you, that every day will be a shitty day, you must have this marvelous dog doo calendar. They are placed in an artistic way with great scenery. Have a look at these artistic dog poo’s, in the morning and start the day with a smile. They will remind you, that shit happens, so don’t take life so seriously. Shit can be beautiful, if you got the right panorama. And it’s not too late to get the 2009 dog poop calendar.
They are available at Prank Place and Amazon.

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The Xmas Doo

What is good about the icy cold weather during Christmas time? It looks pretty good when everything outside is covered with snow and the kids have fun playing in the snow. But that’s it. Waiting for the bus is not fun. Driving car is not fun, even worse is trying to ride a bike. But there is something amazing about the frosty weather. The dog doo is frozen and hard like a stone. You don’t step into a soft piece of shit. Instead you just kick it away, or you just pick it up and… whatever you like to do with it. And now you can pay tribute to all frozen dog doo’s. In memory of this fantastic event you can buy this glorious ornament of a snow covered dog doo. It makes a hilarious Christmas gift, but it’s also a brilliant decoration on your Christmas three. It’s available at Prank Place.

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Send some poop

Don’t get mad, get even!
Somebody pissed you off? Fired from your job? Out for revenge? Then don’t be mad for days. Tell that person how mad you are. Don’t say it in words, but with poo. Poo is much stronger than words. Yeah, send that person a box with dog poop Uhhhh… worried it will have some consequences. Don’t worry, you can send it 100% anonymous. How? Just let a company do it for you. The websites www.dogdoo.com and www.mailpoop.com offers to send boxes of dung to your enemies. If you like, you can include a message, of course also totally anonymous.

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Stools List

Who hasn’t been to the doctor and found themselves in that awkward situation, where the doctor asks questions about your stool. Trying to remember how it looked like in the morning, looking for a way to describe it, and worried that the doctor might put his finger up in your anus and ask for a stool sample because your description isn’t sufficient. But now you can be prepared. No more awkward situations. Just fill out Old Stools “Poo List” and hand it in to the doctor. Its possible to put more than one [X].

Stools List



Name: ........................................
Address: .....................................
Date: .........................................

Category ”Big & Hard”

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit [ ]
This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Bali Belly Shit [ ]
You shit so much you lose 5 kilos.

King Kong or Commode Choker Shit [ ]
This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.

Wet Cheeks Shit [ ]
This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.
Cement Block Shit [ ]
You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit.

The Party Pooper [ ]
The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.


Category “Hide & seek”

Ghost Shit [ ]
You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.

Wish Shit [ ]
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit.

The Frightened Turtle [ ]
The kind of shit that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in.

The Windy City Shit [ ]
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit.


Category “Fast & Furious”

Teflon Coated Shit [ ]
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!

Right Now Shit [ ]
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.


Category “The liquid state”

Gooey Shit [ ]
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

Dirty Bowl Shit [ ]
The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

The Never Ending Shit [ ]
It's the shit that keeps running out of your ass like pea, and just when you start wiping your ass your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.


Category ”Never ending”

Snake Shit [ ]
This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.

The Bungee Shit [ ]
The kind of shit that just hangs off your ass before it falls into the water.


Category “The Annoying”

Second Thought Shit [ ]
You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.

Cork Shit / Floater Shit [ ]
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house.

The Ring of Fire Shit [ ]
The kind of shit where you eat really spicy food and your asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.

The Crippler [ ]
The kind of shit where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Surprising [ ]
The kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Jack the Ripper Shit [ ]
The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your ass as it pushes its way out.

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Give some Poo

Looking for some shit for your sweetheart? It’s her birthday, anniversary or you want to surprise her at Valentine. Then give the lady you love a pair of earrings made out of poo. Not any kind of poo, but koala poo. “Koala Poo Earrings” are the perfect jewelry to frame your sweethearts face, be it oval, round or square. And where can I get this piece of shit?
Its available at “The True Blue Roo Poo Company”.


And if you are looking for more shit, maybe some shit for your boss, then don’t buy the same bullshit like your workmates. Send a “Kangaroo Poo Paperweight”. Of cause you wanna be remembered at the next promotion. Also available at “The True Blue Roo Poo Company”


And there’s more shit. A Tasmanian Devil Poo Paperweight will make a perfect gift at father’s day. Unfortunately there is just one Devil. His name is Dennis and he produces poo to make 5 paperweights a week. So order in good time as there may be a waiting period while Dennis gets his shit together.

Have a look at “The True Blue Roo Poo Company”, you might find some more shit for any occasion.

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Shit Box

Make your day and get yourself a "Shit Box"

Neurotic, OCD, or just scared of puplic Toilets?
Then get yourself a “Shit Box”.
Shit Box is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet.
With the Shit Box you can do your business anytime anywhere anyplace.

Old Stools will show you where it can be used.

Old Stools use the "Shit Box" in the subway.

Old Stools use the "Shit Box" while waiting in a queue.

Old Stools use the "Shit Box" in the park.

And where can you get it? Its available at The Brown Corporation

And remember the kids. This smaler model with the funny name "Little Jack`s Box" is made for the little prince and princess. So no more excuse making caca in pants.

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