tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15383972283728903692024-02-02T05:48:07.614+01:00mydirtytoiletMr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-63401400513330527442012-03-04T11:45:00.000+01:002012-03-04T11:45:56.635+01:00Shit Happens<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Can you use the phrase</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="color: #cc0000;">“shit happens”</span> to defend yourself in court?</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOW16rDXB5aOgsIVGg7OL275by4OOT9cIsDDa6H-12uwa8VQ9HpO-w40ZVMg12oebiUTO5VmrEU_v6PZzonYpAyJLQS-tnZQgjDPtb6YzqM4YakpxkszwhfNSzTHAISpUbeihyphenhyphenwUEAns0Z/s1600/Mugshot+dirty.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOW16rDXB5aOgsIVGg7OL275by4OOT9cIsDDa6H-12uwa8VQ9HpO-w40ZVMg12oebiUTO5VmrEU_v6PZzonYpAyJLQS-tnZQgjDPtb6YzqM4YakpxkszwhfNSzTHAISpUbeihyphenhyphenwUEAns0Z/s320/Mugshot+dirty.JPG" width="236" /></a></div><b>“Shit happens”</b>. The phrase is often used when the inevitable (bad things) happen in life for no particular reason, without being able to circumvent or stop it. But for some fools it’s an expression to avoid taking responsibility for their actions. Like those pansies, who put a “Shit happens” sticker on their bumper, to justify their stupidity of driving skills.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">So, if this expression really justify somebody’s actions, is it then possible, to use the phrase “Shit happens” in a trial? Let’s have a look at some serial killer, who might have been acquitted on all charges, if they had used the phrase “Shit happens”</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0340977035/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0340977035" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&Format=_SL160_&ASIN=0340977035&MarketPlace=US&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&ServiceVersion=20070822" /></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/2923865065/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=2923865065">Charles Manson</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=2923865065" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" />, charged for murder and conspiracy. Guilty or “shit happens”?</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">OK, look this guy in the eyes and tell me. I will say, “shit happens” is out of the question in that case. Why? Because Manson’s prediction of “Helter Shelter”, a apocalyptic prophecy of a racial war, that inspired his family members in killing people, is not the same as stepping in dogshit.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The term “Helter Shelter” was from a Beatles song. Manson felt a connection to Beatles songs and used the interpreted lyrics from Beatles songs in his preach to his members. Manson’s connection to the Beatles songs, might be a “Shit happens”, cause, how many of us did listen to a Beatles song, and I believe, without killing somebody.</div><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B005SRPSLG" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /><br />
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<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005SRPSLG/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B005SRPSLG" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&Format=_SL160_&ASIN=B005SRPSLG&MarketPlace=US&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&ServiceVersion=20070822" /></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005SRPSLG/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B005SRPSLG">Robert “Willie” Pickton</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B005SRPSLG" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" />, a Canadian pig farmer, convicted for murders of six women and charged in the deaths of twenty women, whose bodies were butchered in the slaughterhouse of his pig farm, many of them prostitutes and drug addicts. But Robert P. confessed in prison to an undercover police officer, that he killed 49 women and wanted to make it an even 50. Some evidence that was found by the police, included two women's heads, hands and parts of their feet stuffed in buckets in a workshop freezer on Pickton's farm.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">It was revealed, that human flesh may have been ground up and mixed with pork from the farm. This pork was never distributed commercially, but was handed out to friends and visitors of the farm and other was served at barbecues during the big partys at “Piggy's Palace”. Another claim made, is that he grounded up the victims bodies in a wood chipper and fed the meat to his pigs.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">This case smells like shit, but “shit happens” will never excuse for Willies bad behaviour that already started in the early `80s. Those who tasted Willies “mixed up meat”, might say “shit happens”. Maybe even YOU got some of Willies pork meat! But the only thing you can do about it, is to say “Shit happens”.</div><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B002ZBTPTE" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /><br />
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<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002ZBTPTE/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B002ZBTPTE" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&Format=_SL160_&ASIN=B002ZBTPTE&MarketPlace=US&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&ServiceVersion=20070822" /></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005HJ9MOE/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B005HJ9MOE">John Wayne Gacy</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B005HJ9MOE" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" />, also known as the “Killer Clown” and “Pogo the Clown”, because he was entertaining children in a clown suit, at community gatherings and in hospitals for children. He was convicted and later executed for the rape and murders of 33 boys in the early `70s until his arrest in 1978.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">27 bodies he buried in the crawl space under the floor of his house till he ran out of space. The last bodies were found in the local river.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Actually Gacy pleaded “not guilty” using the phrase “shit happens”. He didn’t use exactly these words. He claimed that all 33 murders were accidental deaths as part of erotic asphyxia. That’s almost to claim that shit happens. But it didn’t save him from the execution. That he was a real Clown he proved by joking during the trial: “The only thing that I was guilty of, was running a cementry without a license”. Oh Gacy, that’s even worse than saying “Shit happens”. While he was being sent to the execution chamber, he said his last words "kiss my ass". But not even these words saved him from the execution.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">The Conclusion</span></b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">I could continue with all kind of serial killers, but the conclusion will be the same; You can’t use the phrase “shit happens” to defend yourself in court. You’re wondering how I know so much about these cases. You may be thinking, this smartass must have a PhD in criminology and criminal justice. Bullsh#t, you can’t get this knowledge in school. Watch DVD`s. Here is a list of DVD´s I used to build up my knowledge.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B001LN6NRE" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /><br />
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</div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-37318454786520929042011-11-19T15:03:00.000+01:002011-11-19T15:03:40.703+01:00Zombie Calendars 2012<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">2012... and they will come… realy!</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHnaQrnXog3WzjRBk3xQIzUJrOeL_AoJ-Wy_HB9ikLns7FBu3OQEhbKfVc5NNQkiGfDsUBAsQOycdFfSDXBbnSTCr7UVxYOPkkWE91wHk6PbXuWXR8kDZaqDUnSV7hZXHepYMOZ7DDUDt/s1600/Zombie+calendar+2012.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHnaQrnXog3WzjRBk3xQIzUJrOeL_AoJ-Wy_HB9ikLns7FBu3OQEhbKfVc5NNQkiGfDsUBAsQOycdFfSDXBbnSTCr7UVxYOPkkWE91wHk6PbXuWXR8kDZaqDUnSV7hZXHepYMOZ7DDUDt/s200/Zombie+calendar+2012.jpg" width="200" /></a></div>I know, I told everybody there will be a zombie apocalypse in 2011. They didn’t come, sorry. The only zombie I saw, was myself in the mirror after drinking a cheap bottle of scotch. But believe me, 2012 the walking dead will be over us. There are even more zombie calendars 2012 than in 2011, and why should they sell all those zombie calendars, if no zombie gonna by them. I will tell my shrink he can put the pills up his ass, cause I’m not paranoid!</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">THEY WILL COME!!! … Ha ha ha... hi.. hu…</div><br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1450796486/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1450796486" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&Format=_SL110_&ASIN=1450796486&MarketPlace=US&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&ServiceVersion=20070822" /></a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1450796486&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> From freshly dead to downright rotten. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1450796486/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1450796486">Gorgeous & Gory</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1450796486&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> has dug up 12 of the sexiest undead darlings for the 2012 Zombie Pinup Calendar! Get started planning for the apocalypse.<br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1606902547/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1606902547" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&Format=_SL110_&ASIN=1606902547&MarketPlace=US&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&ServiceVersion=20070822" /></a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1606902547&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" />Start 2012 in true zombie fashion! This full-color <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1606902547/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1606902547">Zombies 2012 Calendar</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1606902547&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> features horrifyingly gorgeous zombie art by acclaimed artists Arthur Suydam, Lucio Parrillo, Sean Phillips, and more!<br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1611990041/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1611990041" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&Format=_SL110_&ASIN=1611990041&MarketPlace=US&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&ServiceVersion=20070822" /></a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1611990041&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> Enjoy the new year in style with this <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1611990041/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1611990041">2012 Zombie 13 Month Wall Calendar</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1611990041&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" />. Full color artwork will make sure you see all the guts, gore and blood in eye popping perfection.The new year will never be the same again!<br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1449404979/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1449404979" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&Format=_SL110_&ASIN=1449404979&MarketPlace=US&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&ServiceVersion=20070822" /></a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1449404979&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> The walking dead have never been so creepy, so disgusting, and so much fun. William Stout, production designer for the cult classic movie Return of the Living Dead, has created 12 new zombie images for this totally gruesome and completely cheeky calendar. Fans will relish such art as Leper-chaun Zombie, Back-to-School Zombie, and Easter Bunny Zombie, carrying its basketful of pastel-colored brains. Zombie factoids and important dates in zombie history are included on each full-color monthly spread of the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1449404979/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1449404979">Zombies: 2012 Wall Calendar</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1449404979&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" />.<br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005KLZTKU/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=B005KLZTKU" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&Format=_SL110_&ASIN=B005KLZTKU&MarketPlace=US&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&ServiceVersion=20070822" /></a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B005KLZTKU&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> This <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005KLZTKU/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=B005KLZTKU">16 Month Wall Calendar</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B005KLZTKU&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> from the Walking Dead TV show. Calendar starts at September 2011 and goes till Dec. 2012. Features shot and Characters from the show. <br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1416287221/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1416287221" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&Format=_SL110_&ASIN=1416287221&MarketPlace=US&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&ServiceVersion=20070822" /></a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1416287221&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> Lookout--the zombies are coming! This calendar features zombies in all their creepy, gory glory as they pursue their human prey. With art from James Ryman, this calendar makes it easy to see why these slow-walking, flesh-craving creatures have captured the fascination of a whole new generation. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1416287221/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1416287221">Zombies 2012 Calendar</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1416287221&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /><br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0789323222/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=0789323222" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&Format=_SL110_&ASIN=0789323222&MarketPlace=US&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&ServiceVersion=20070822" /></a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0789323222&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" />"They're coming to get you, Barbara!" --Night of the Living Dead (1968)<br />
From voodoo legends to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Dawn of the Dead, zombies have been one of the most popular and fascinating nightmares in popular culture. This all-new daily <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0789323222/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=0789323222">Zombie Calendar</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0789323222&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> gathers everything you'd ever want to know about the undead in one ultimate package, including facts, myths, quotes, and stories.<br />
Covering every great example of the genre, Zombies: Facts, Myths, Quotes, and Stories from Every Attack 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar unearths the best from George Romero to World War Z, 28 Days Later, and The Walking Dead.<br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1847708641/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1847708641" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&Format=_SL110_&ASIN=1847708641&MarketPlace=US&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&ServiceVersion=20070822" /></a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1847708641&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" />2012 and they are still walking among us. Every zombie is attracted to this calendar. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1847708641/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1847708641">Official Friends TV Calendar 2012</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1847708641&camp=217145&creative=399373" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" />. Get it, before they do. </div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-54723851397326196132011-05-16T17:30:00.003+02:002011-11-19T16:05:23.116+01:00The Demotivational Poster<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">A demotivational poster is a parody of the motivational poster that commonly is designed for use in schools and offices. Ever tried to google the word “demotivational”? Thousands of funny, provoking and dirty motivational demotivational poster will pop up. It really has become an internet meme. Even on an episode of The Simpsons a motivational poster did appear. I have been surfing the internet for hours, just to find the best demotivational posters for you. Now I got a headache, and don’t like to see anymore of those posters.<br />
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<b>Check out the Demotivational Rock Bottom video</b><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxzbcNBx8HmdodsRuRutdaeaxrjjFnb5aI-6tHYU44YM8JFDSe3HumF4fjK55IecUkft3pCm8POPqkkydlZj8mVdRiQa1V3xDrc4NWE6aC3pxPG4QvEkigVIktRTf-GZNpPFMeSD8datVW/s1600/demotivational+ninjas+they+are+everywhere.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxzbcNBx8HmdodsRuRutdaeaxrjjFnb5aI-6tHYU44YM8JFDSe3HumF4fjK55IecUkft3pCm8POPqkkydlZj8mVdRiQa1V3xDrc4NWE6aC3pxPG4QvEkigVIktRTf-GZNpPFMeSD8datVW/s400/demotivational+ninjas+they+are+everywhere.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> My favorite demotivational poster is and will always be the "Ninjas, they are everywhere"poster. Found on <a href="http://s220.photobucket.com/albums/dd214/nejixtiana/?action=view&current=ninjas-demotivational-posters.jpg&newest=1">Photobucket</a><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy7-caLFlkww-jUgeUFNmGHR5w7bdMOneX1Ba64wzJ9O-wpMjStRBZ5ZCB0psqAoNsDLW3Dgn61aVpDE0AaOsrg8sLE9VOf6EAzEUEr1fLl-z1z6NQhWdGxOxiUMsXSEfg2cvYeKtsVPVY/s1600/demotivational+poster+Fat+Emo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy7-caLFlkww-jUgeUFNmGHR5w7bdMOneX1Ba64wzJ9O-wpMjStRBZ5ZCB0psqAoNsDLW3Dgn61aVpDE0AaOsrg8sLE9VOf6EAzEUEr1fLl-z1z6NQhWdGxOxiUMsXSEfg2cvYeKtsVPVY/s400/demotivational+poster+Fat+Emo.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> The Fat Emo demotivational poster. And he´s not the obly Emo you will find on a demotivational poster. Found on <a href="http://questionabletopic.wordpress.com/2008/05/18/demotivational-poster-goth-makeup-emo/">questionabletopic.wordpress</a><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA-8xBH9PS_mzIUBc8Uucf_o1wann3mDiz-PdiQ34R9JZ9BovS0FgJQZZkuwU2sENnsGykzMhKH2UBJyr8KhTd-kyax1X8s72poWkY5S_AYg5b8_P83aOv7cgjRZ6PMaGUwAY_DnimG3fX/s1600/demotivational+poster+Rock+Bottom.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="315" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA-8xBH9PS_mzIUBc8Uucf_o1wann3mDiz-PdiQ34R9JZ9BovS0FgJQZZkuwU2sENnsGykzMhKH2UBJyr8KhTd-kyax1X8s72poWkY5S_AYg5b8_P83aOv7cgjRZ6PMaGUwAY_DnimG3fX/s400/demotivational+poster+Rock+Bottom.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>And you will find many hobos on demotivational posters. Here is one of them. Found on <a href="http://www.motivateusnot.com/demotivational-poster/2009/11/03/Rock_bottom-Here_it_is">Motivateusnot</a><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz34cfqOLcE_UM4Jxjv5z7f0ae0Dd6EnKUJcuOPMKsuYdGWF2AAv_wuM640pMGtFk9lAOq6lITankJfRcFu4ohKevaIIhmaVLltXGTqEWDWtuHNxxqsaLN1BSkp7H7YSS5LSJgHb4APxZ1/s1600/demotivational+ninjas+even+the+fat+ones.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="377" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz34cfqOLcE_UM4Jxjv5z7f0ae0Dd6EnKUJcuOPMKsuYdGWF2AAv_wuM640pMGtFk9lAOq6lITankJfRcFu4ohKevaIIhmaVLltXGTqEWDWtuHNxxqsaLN1BSkp7H7YSS5LSJgHb4APxZ1/s400/demotivational+ninjas+even+the+fat+ones.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div> Actually there are many Ninja demotivational posters. So, here is one more. Found on <a href="http://www.motifake.com/2586">Motifake</a><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP90_eSdQKcXiY0EfT4aL2vmiYNDNRmS5uMtbcZ75v7HKg-gknxGmeTSYxqSzzjTN5zq4NI6TYRndS71Or7S5FYLViMwbvAj-b-ADR8rbs6y4Uq-9iHTvnDwRiRUXveBT2ead7ty1GjHd-/s1600/demotivational+posters+geek+squad.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP90_eSdQKcXiY0EfT4aL2vmiYNDNRmS5uMtbcZ75v7HKg-gknxGmeTSYxqSzzjTN5zq4NI6TYRndS71Or7S5FYLViMwbvAj-b-ADR8rbs6y4Uq-9iHTvnDwRiRUXveBT2ead7ty1GjHd-/s400/demotivational+posters+geek+squad.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Geeks and demotivational posters fits like a glove on hand. Found on <a href="http://demotivated.mediarift.com/photo/category/geek">demotivated.mediarift</a><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqy53-7wAUChbolsdcVknE8MF3eSIwKgPpol_Tw0EdDMXihPu-o-8Oac4aZkvMiExeAR7ggHNzx1jOmrgo3M-CX9ti05VI5IDd3-RuNJa_3fxQeg1ITsnPPMCZAnvjIYj3MROFdPeHzFR2/s1600/demotivational+poster+Lazy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqy53-7wAUChbolsdcVknE8MF3eSIwKgPpol_Tw0EdDMXihPu-o-8Oac4aZkvMiExeAR7ggHNzx1jOmrgo3M-CX9ti05VI5IDd3-RuNJa_3fxQeg1ITsnPPMCZAnvjIYj3MROFdPeHzFR2/s400/demotivational+poster+Lazy.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> Time to look for a new job. A demotivational poster about laziness. Found on <a href="http://s650.photobucket.com/albums/uu221/sccrpro18/?action=view&current=lazy-demotivational-poster.jpg&newest=1">Photobucket</a><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj97_v1biDSYU3WPpEAnsk-NAqopwlcygqEROTkwwd8WcSgRWQllQEBReYvBIv4vUZPVrZ1P57DEb2Hk5G4KXqFqWfHKPJi4gQ9sYVTYprwLKXOoadmMFv9q-93UoAsATdhcU8-SPlmkAsI/s1600/demotivational+poster+ninja+beginner.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj97_v1biDSYU3WPpEAnsk-NAqopwlcygqEROTkwwd8WcSgRWQllQEBReYvBIv4vUZPVrZ1P57DEb2Hk5G4KXqFqWfHKPJi4gQ9sYVTYprwLKXOoadmMFv9q-93UoAsATdhcU8-SPlmkAsI/s400/demotivational+poster+ninja+beginner.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> I can`t help it. The Ninja demotivational posters are the best. Found on <a href="http://www.fakeposters.com/posters/ninja/">Fakeposters</a><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgp5yGzxn_KP11aZNzgkMutrebRhjynb_zzW1ZOKFGtX3aVZ7U8WWz_xfpMtiJbvSvljdtFWGd2h5uasH9KkIIECIVbSQnDqKxZu_u9wti4gdpxbK6GGrDMvK6sXVMaH4rV3KzQztefkDgc/s1600/the-truth-demotivational-poster.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="331" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgp5yGzxn_KP11aZNzgkMutrebRhjynb_zzW1ZOKFGtX3aVZ7U8WWz_xfpMtiJbvSvljdtFWGd2h5uasH9KkIIECIVbSQnDqKxZu_u9wti4gdpxbK6GGrDMvK6sXVMaH4rV3KzQztefkDgc/s400/the-truth-demotivational-poster.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Demotivational posters can even be sad. The Truth, sometimes it hurts, found on <a href="http://www.motifake.com/1274">Motifake</a>.<br />
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And why not sell this crap. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&search-alias=aps&field-keywords=demotivational" target="_blank">Amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> is full of demotivational stuff.<br />
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<b>150 demotivational posters in one book</b><br />
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<i>Do sugar-coated lies and cliché photos actually motivate you to do better? Of course not!</i><br />
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If you want to get ahead in life, you need to know how things really work. You need posters that reveal the cold, hard truth. You need to be demotivated.<br />
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By offering demotivational messages accompanied by ridiculous images, the author turns the motivational message upside down with very funny results. Faux versions of the kitschy motivational poster are already a wildly popular Internet phenomenon, but never have they been done with such savage humor as in this book. The author offers a variety of entertaining options, such as a baseball player eating dirt while missing a fly ball paired with the caption "Humiliation: There's no Point Trying, You Just Look Ridiculous." Another poster pairs a distressed surgeon with, "Failure: Sometimes it is a Matter of Life and Death."<br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&search-alias=aps&field-keywords=Demotivational%20books" target="_blank"></a></div><br />
<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1569757402/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399369&creativeASIN=1569757402">Give Up: 150 Demotivation Posters</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=as2&o=1&a=1569757402&camp=217145&creative=399369" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /></div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-44382746634838673622011-03-10T18:53:00.001+01:002011-03-10T18:54:24.043+01:00The Heart Attack Grill<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><strong>EAT AND DIE</strong></span></div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRgH4Prvu4e78yzQnolNpG7lrrjaD_H1zHtTguN9khjg51vGLGofoAAmHpRKPS5uGJ1Mso0ChB7EeSsRz78pIThnBYCuoiliqz-MMvXypUKzdR9UkXaCs00fEMc5YmAlzQWqZiqy44Q8V3/s1600/The+heart+attack+grill.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="179" q6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRgH4Prvu4e78yzQnolNpG7lrrjaD_H1zHtTguN9khjg51vGLGofoAAmHpRKPS5uGJ1Mso0ChB7EeSsRz78pIThnBYCuoiliqz-MMvXypUKzdR9UkXaCs00fEMc5YmAlzQWqZiqy44Q8V3/s320/The+heart+attack+grill.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">If you love junk food and you don’t give a shit about your health, this extraordinary hospital theme restaurant, where the waitresses are dressed like nurses, will surely become your favorite fast food restaurant.</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Enjoy a Quadruple Bypass burger with some Flatliner Fries and a butterfat shake with the world’s highest butterfat content. And when you are able to finish an 8.000 calories Quadruple Bypass burger, a nurse will wheel you out to your car in a wheelchair.</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQz6zJPq6k4p7U3mek2EF29pBfjha42yiF1W1i1IakhFzfwPn9PK53unvtWm9NjZXtTI21V8d9lGPvHiQ2xjhBSiPmUQVfA1qkjA4bZo9H99q_g9P5_mj2lcyLIwKCJ9ApATOFyiKRo5PM/s1600/heart+attack+grill+menu.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="294" q6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQz6zJPq6k4p7U3mek2EF29pBfjha42yiF1W1i1IakhFzfwPn9PK53unvtWm9NjZXtTI21V8d9lGPvHiQ2xjhBSiPmUQVfA1qkjA4bZo9H99q_g9P5_mj2lcyLIwKCJ9ApATOFyiKRo5PM/s320/heart+attack+grill+menu.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Restaurant is promoted by the 575 pound spokesman Blair River. His motto “taste worth dying for”. Unfortunately he died on March 1, 2011 at the age of 29. You might think, he died of a heart attack while eating the high caloric food. But he died from pneumonia after suffering from a flu. </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So if you are in Arizona, and need a little snack, the <a href="http://www.heartattackgrill.com/">Heart Attack grill</a> is located on the Chandler Blvd.</span>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-54670197392686441392010-12-14T20:42:00.002+01:002011-12-03T18:14:08.177+01:00Zombie Calendars 2011<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">2011... and they will come</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Ok, 2010 is soon over, and they are still not among us. Or are they? Zombies, I’m talking about Zombies. I haven’t seen them yet, but I know they will come soon, and if not in 2010, then in 2011. Why I’m so sure? I was looking for a 2011 calendar, and then I saw them… the calendars for the zombies. Why should they sell all those calendars if no Zombies will be in 2011, Ha.., you see, I’m right. I´m not paranoid. THEY WILL COME!!!<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Hey, 2011 is soon over, what you need is the <a href="http://mydirtytoilet.blogspot.com/2011/11/zombie-calendars-2012.html">zombie calendar 2012</a>! </b></span></div><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEF1h207_n4E2qnJYmGeutEDbkvq0VxFT0TWB5LoYBpkgTlNlVTXKL3paQ7uwEy21pRZtJoHMuxC2NZpubQnsMnviwujeBa3IzHIdUyIj0JS0dDVBP-oXsHaE5XZq3mG8Jr1TrHX3Ct_Ha/s1600/Bad+Zombie%25C2%25B4s+Gorgeous+and+Gory+2011+pinup+calendar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEF1h207_n4E2qnJYmGeutEDbkvq0VxFT0TWB5LoYBpkgTlNlVTXKL3paQ7uwEy21pRZtJoHMuxC2NZpubQnsMnviwujeBa3IzHIdUyIj0JS0dDVBP-oXsHaE5XZq3mG8Jr1TrHX3Ct_Ha/s200/Bad+Zombie%25C2%25B4s+Gorgeous+and+Gory+2011+pinup+calendar.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Zombies-Gorgeous-Zombie-Pinup-Calendar/dp/1450748619?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Bad Zombie's Gorgeous and Gory 2011 Zombie Pinup</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=1450748619" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> Calendar. The bloodiest beauties are crawling out of the debris and onto 12 titillating pages of post-apocalyptic planning in this limited edition calendar!</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcIOFdUxBYftDas5jlTNpxfJBMXsJ2ghX5A8R_AuG5p-_lzXkCIg2-z16n2I1f5LEXAw027ojTPEGfY3plr0siaAz3eTUetP1z45VihyphenhyphenDRY3rLmH17jCK64TzBxP_pT67wB3Jeo8sYH1zY/s1600/The+walking+dead+2011+calendar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="158" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcIOFdUxBYftDas5jlTNpxfJBMXsJ2ghX5A8R_AuG5p-_lzXkCIg2-z16n2I1f5LEXAw027ojTPEGfY3plr0siaAz3eTUetP1z45VihyphenhyphenDRY3rLmH17jCK64TzBxP_pT67wB3Jeo8sYH1zY/s200/The+walking+dead+2011+calendar.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Walking-Dead-2011-Wall-Calendar/dp/B0042LGRBO?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Walking Dead 2011 Calendar</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0042LGRBO" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> by Image Comics. Yeah, they even read comics, unbelievable!</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguaQ7QYwMmrErfB337-e2LGErSBVzsIyqURRVjJ_yD28Og1kTM0i4y2Qc4t8dtWt2cAM-Enu_28yxNbyuORaiJB1xBF0ghkbY2gsYzWUooqpdTmTqf5xFtcri2ogv2JyLh62s5Qp_GXhUB/s1600/Pride+and+Prejudice+and+Zombies+calendar+2011.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguaQ7QYwMmrErfB337-e2LGErSBVzsIyqURRVjJ_yD28Og1kTM0i4y2Qc4t8dtWt2cAM-Enu_28yxNbyuORaiJB1xBF0ghkbY2gsYzWUooqpdTmTqf5xFtcri2ogv2JyLh62s5Qp_GXhUB/s200/Pride+and+Prejudice+and+Zombies+calendar+2011.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-2011-Calendar/dp/0811874427?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 2011 Calendar </a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=0811874427" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">With zombie action, classic romance, and gruesome decapitations all year long, this calendar features original full-color illustrations and quotes from Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVe2U-lcK9H2OSmTNeqdr7z2g9FCrREEA9GfgEOpHS7ZU1q-81fFI2GPOxXHUuzJnOoofb64rJicYNR69a59kEdMR_BUiJMsYTTA7kcT5TQHsMNUc5NV0HSQTWUZJ3BSe-g-NN9bO7tEp4/s1600/Psycho+Nurse+calendar+2011.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVe2U-lcK9H2OSmTNeqdr7z2g9FCrREEA9GfgEOpHS7ZU1q-81fFI2GPOxXHUuzJnOoofb64rJicYNR69a59kEdMR_BUiJMsYTTA7kcT5TQHsMNUc5NV0HSQTWUZJ3BSe-g-NN9bO7tEp4/s200/Psycho+Nurse+calendar+2011.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Psycho-Nurse-Donuts-13-Month-Calendar/dp/0980162106?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Psycho Nurse! The 2011 Psycho Donuts 13-Month Calendar</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=0980162106" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />. Ok, it’s not a calendar with zombies, but I think they gonna like them.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0Seruyap46I1TYtIsv2xixQ6Y2jfK8IvqycmkvpkmIjSGhzrRMvhtAsFecXoErBAzV9f6DAVsvuquNNit19VW8EbauEyYk9xXHOVkqwPCBNtjs6x3t4xz9XYzeuKTyVGtKyYLTOu5fw4I/s1600/Betty+White+calendar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0Seruyap46I1TYtIsv2xixQ6Y2jfK8IvqycmkvpkmIjSGhzrRMvhtAsFecXoErBAzV9f6DAVsvuquNNit19VW8EbauEyYk9xXHOVkqwPCBNtjs6x3t4xz9XYzeuKTyVGtKyYLTOu5fw4I/s200/Betty+White+calendar.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Betty-White-2011-Wall-Calendar/dp/0761163271?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Betty White 2011 Wall Calendar</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=0761163271" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />. Unbelievable, is she still alive?</div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-70428236125466305932010-09-19T21:17:00.000+02:002010-09-19T21:17:56.307+02:00The perfect Halloween Party<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">You want to invite your friends to a Halloween party. It has to be scary and a party they’ll never forget in their life. So forget all about buying paperboard ghosts and skeletons and don’t use your never mind hopeless creativity on carving pumpkins, unless you accidently cut your finger of, then use it as decoration. You do not want, that your friends tell you, it was a nice party. Ohhh no, they have to scream and let you know, it was the worst nightmare they ever have experienced. Here is a top 10 list, things that shouldn’t be missing for a perfect celebration for the most terrifying offensive outrageous shocking Halloween party.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA-Sq1g4IXX1cwb3jvoVajuXl9lQ2f77qysDO3mB5kBdt8HQWjzJnpMc9uWqzntWWy9nCCFC1JcYu1BVte_2UwzgQm1sGHTFMB8C638MPn3VNHGEc3AqLqOkALv_K1sfwcbuxoDOE2UD4-/s1600/Zombie+head.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="145" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA-Sq1g4IXX1cwb3jvoVajuXl9lQ2f77qysDO3mB5kBdt8HQWjzJnpMc9uWqzntWWy9nCCFC1JcYu1BVte_2UwzgQm1sGHTFMB8C638MPn3VNHGEc3AqLqOkALv_K1sfwcbuxoDOE2UD4-/s200/Zombie+head.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">No Halloween party without a female Zombie decapitated head decoration. Hiding it in the toilet will always make a heart attack shocking surprise. Sold by <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Female-Zombie-Decapitated-Head-Decoration/dp/B002P1LI5I?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Amok Time</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002P1LI5I" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Female-Zombie-Decapitated-Head-Decoration/dp/B002P1LI5I?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002P1LI5I" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibBaM0fHJjvBDRACJehazv0GElxMHO9GAT9OHr2hyphenhyphenX_SGeI1EzeRQCP_R15tmync8UA6f2V2DKpodRJlryg5YpYzxAf8Fp9pJ1Vtb8SDtcezld-jgy6OJ_7ltaTnB4_feY8lgR14_abiDD/s1600/Zombie+baby.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibBaM0fHJjvBDRACJehazv0GElxMHO9GAT9OHr2hyphenhyphenX_SGeI1EzeRQCP_R15tmync8UA6f2V2DKpodRJlryg5YpYzxAf8Fp9pJ1Vtb8SDtcezld-jgy6OJ_7ltaTnB4_feY8lgR14_abiDD/s200/Zombie+baby.jpg" width="133" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">A baby don’t fit into a Halloween party. So, if you have a baby, then leave it at your babysitter and change it out with this little fella. Sold by <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Baby-Decor-Halloween-Decoration/dp/B002ESY7C8?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Morris Costume Shop</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002ESY7C8" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Baby-Decor-Halloween-Decoration/dp/B002ESY7C8?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002ESY7C8" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE_Hc8Fn6QORfjRNvxjVeWBaruiX7oQCP32rWyvHVQJOskwwNwm7r05-A0ZK2dR6EHevwobSIAxgNi5mT7NeWvvHVpg62OZI6mUMw3-cCFycTJxZLs-qYsPDEQ4vbEEOH83NynU-ANUq11/s1600/Evil+Annie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE_Hc8Fn6QORfjRNvxjVeWBaruiX7oQCP32rWyvHVQJOskwwNwm7r05-A0ZK2dR6EHevwobSIAxgNi5mT7NeWvvHVpg62OZI6mUMw3-cCFycTJxZLs-qYsPDEQ4vbEEOH83NynU-ANUq11/s320/Evil+Annie.jpg" width="126" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">If you have teenager kids, send them to the neighbors, they will just ruin your party. Get instead <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Distortions-Unlimite-Evil-Annie/dp/B0040ZANSA?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Evil Annie</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0040ZANSA" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />, she is a real party prop, and she’s no vegetarian. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHJBfWAX5ipXKDnxqBZSkgCCT4DqnToHifAlesbHMHo2dlZ14H5rTXeDXwW7_b4yaxUDhGQsFz18OzWPJxy5_SJUbXgObjTOAXOHj4HJeVTbuEWev-N_L46hTyQPDSk8OEw5Ag2ZTukj4K/s1600/Fat+Zombie+Head.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHJBfWAX5ipXKDnxqBZSkgCCT4DqnToHifAlesbHMHo2dlZ14H5rTXeDXwW7_b4yaxUDhGQsFz18OzWPJxy5_SJUbXgObjTOAXOHj4HJeVTbuEWev-N_L46hTyQPDSk8OEw5Ag2ZTukj4K/s200/Fat+Zombie+Head.jpg" width="124" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">This Latex foam filled full size prop Zombie head will make a nice decoration on your dining table. Decorate it with salad and cover it before serving. Sold by <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Costumes-All-Occasions-DU2103-Zombie/dp/B002B51RB8?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Morris Costume Shop</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002B51RB8" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Costumes-All-Occasions-DU2103-Zombie/dp/B002B51RB8?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002B51RB8" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqw6rcBmOehk4y8hPuSPfggY1kQrSx4fApA-PfTDxoLSS4xoTOnNi6fhHBGorD0LfFyDYQVSW9ocKRIk1dU-DEIOXo-aYWv-QEfuBfiz-1_LVymgyoTwrwnIyjWbGXswijQZhGMS6_IA83/s1600/zombie+prop1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="156" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqw6rcBmOehk4y8hPuSPfggY1kQrSx4fApA-PfTDxoLSS4xoTOnNi6fhHBGorD0LfFyDYQVSW9ocKRIk1dU-DEIOXo-aYWv-QEfuBfiz-1_LVymgyoTwrwnIyjWbGXswijQZhGMS6_IA83/s200/zombie+prop1.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Life sized Zombie Prop Halloween decoration is great for garden decoration. Place it at the front door. Sold by <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Cage-Zombie-Prop-Halloween-Decoration/dp/B002ET0A1E?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Morris Costume Shop</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002ET0A1E" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Cage-Zombie-Prop-Halloween-Decoration/dp/B002ET0A1E?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002ET0A1E" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&search-alias=aps&field-keywords=distortions%20unlimited" target="_blank">Search Amazon.com for distortions unlimited</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK1kM_Sp1qw_NclQINhDdJzAir50_vIsbZ6pZcjbOoRgJstHQZh-ZGbNsnkNGage4wbyeoXad8G_r1denQKPOVodqMr6b2MqLMPh6vyHCSRcAkX5jRguh0ngc9He2b1gglvP3ucO808CE-/s1600/Candy+Man.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK1kM_Sp1qw_NclQINhDdJzAir50_vIsbZ6pZcjbOoRgJstHQZh-ZGbNsnkNGage4wbyeoXad8G_r1denQKPOVodqMr6b2MqLMPh6vyHCSRcAkX5jRguh0ngc9He2b1gglvP3ucO808CE-/s320/Candy+Man.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">They are so sweet the kids in their costumes when they are knocking on your door for candy. But it can be annoying running to the door all the time. You need a helper. This life sized Zombie Stand, holding a hat with candy, will do the job. Sold by <a href="http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&search-alias=aps&field-keywords=distortions%20unlimited" target="_blank">Distortions Unlimite</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> on Amazon.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvfsZ12CEY-A3PWP6YMmoXsHPT31QEdZH7heoWxOFGPe-C_XPr4v43ojBmG_QeOLfqNggfSRJMgpokR2D_FW4hPgtTQFdohCI5xsZqiWBSWCE0pSd97zhqtqL4DQvD0d0gwWnLy0uQl8t/s1600/Krazy+Kristen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvfsZ12CEY-A3PWP6YMmoXsHPT31QEdZH7heoWxOFGPe-C_XPr4v43ojBmG_QeOLfqNggfSRJMgpokR2D_FW4hPgtTQFdohCI5xsZqiWBSWCE0pSd97zhqtqL4DQvD0d0gwWnLy0uQl8t/s320/Krazy+Kristen.jpg" width="145" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">If money is no issue I recommend investing in Krazy Kristen. Includes movement controls, digital sound, amp and speaker. You just need an air compressor and AC power and she will thrash side to side, forward and backward in an extremely violent manner with creepy talk. Sold by <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Distortions-Unlimite-Krazy-Kristen/dp/B0040Z8YQI?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Costumes4Less</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0040Z8YQI" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Krazy-Kristen/dp/B00426WO0C?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B00426WO0C" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqTUvquars1XCPCQt3BQn0UB2V-IQA79ZCMZIujDvteEp5kYuMX8At1hzIAhG1aM3YuHkOQAmhVtc9LwMZhD3jGUWpx_1VOZuJmd6sJW3bS8yp9x2P4oI404XxK9OL8tiaElE1JfNQkgZp/s1600/Scary+Carrie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="145" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqTUvquars1XCPCQt3BQn0UB2V-IQA79ZCMZIujDvteEp5kYuMX8At1hzIAhG1aM3YuHkOQAmhVtc9LwMZhD3jGUWpx_1VOZuJmd6sJW3bS8yp9x2P4oI404XxK9OL8tiaElE1JfNQkgZp/s200/Scary+Carrie.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">What I hate about being a party host is that somebody always ends up sleeping in your bed. Oh, if they just would sleep…. So if you don’t want to sleep in other peoples body fluids, hide Scary Carrie under the duvet. Sold by <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Distortions-Unlimited-Corp-Scary-Carrie/dp/B002XUWCQU?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Costumes4Less</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002XUWCQU" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Distortions-Unlimited-Corp-Scary-Carrie/dp/B002XUWCQU?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002XUWCQU" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjewLAXEBqj_rlp0IE0iRVvCILqzQqy19ItVLtym0npQ8wmRGuXi6NRdtgotS7Fr_X0HEwZDzPjZkbC6EO_yiKpmS4e4dkH30WKZVSqmhjT4BHiQKLMAsxKaiXiKT8LMAJMEsJ1A9kjUa5H/s1600/Creeping+Zombie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjewLAXEBqj_rlp0IE0iRVvCILqzQqy19ItVLtym0npQ8wmRGuXi6NRdtgotS7Fr_X0HEwZDzPjZkbC6EO_yiKpmS4e4dkH30WKZVSqmhjT4BHiQKLMAsxKaiXiKT8LMAJMEsJ1A9kjUa5H/s200/Creeping+Zombie.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The lower half of the Creeping Zombie has been ripped away, but it’s still hungry. Sold by <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Morris-Costume-Shop-Halloween-Decoration/dp/B002ESV04Q?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Morris Costume Shop</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002ESV04Q" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Morris-Costume-Shop-Halloween-Decoration/dp/B002ESV04Q?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002ESV04Q" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Still not satisfied? Then have a look at the crazy stuff from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&search-alias=aps&field-keywords=distortions%20unlimited" target="_blank">Distortions Unlimite</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-77555220477135059562010-07-21T21:00:00.003+02:002010-07-22T19:52:33.037+02:00Terror in Legoland<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii8p8YCTwwhtk2mEYw2-ID4UYXz1Nd15JFq2rI9EaOBeL8y11ilvhAAG9o-UgmiQ85xHGOeSTb_UvzC9ZXgrbg4OzAN1OwvOSpgDvV7TF5PKu4QJNvISQCdg_OuM667KFV66OwxGvD7b3z/s1600/Lego+taliban.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii8p8YCTwwhtk2mEYw2-ID4UYXz1Nd15JFq2rI9EaOBeL8y11ilvhAAG9o-UgmiQ85xHGOeSTb_UvzC9ZXgrbg4OzAN1OwvOSpgDvV7TF5PKu4QJNvISQCdg_OuM667KFV66OwxGvD7b3z/s320/Lego+taliban.jpg" /></a></div>Lego, epitome for creativity and for being an educative and constructive toy for small people. But what if your child doesn’t want to be creative and constructive? Maybe it wants to be like daddy; destructive, violent and drunk. Ok, let’s skip the “drunk”. Children imitate what they see and that’s how they learn to interact with the society. When your child sees war, violence and terror in the television, it wants to imitate it. If you live in a neighborhood which is characterized by crime, gangs and drugs, your child need toys that is adapted to this environment. Your child plays with Lego, but can’t mimic the scenarios of the environment with the current Lego collection! With the Lego accessories below, you can customize your child’s play with the ambient conditions.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">If you are shocked and outraged about the customized Lego accessories, don’t blame Lego. The accessories are not a part of the Lego assortment, but made by a Company named “Brickarms”</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-66SDmPLY5uX_nbAFAghqimBGKoszQjRJS1BRY61tiN02lPkLFQo6GlK0CstNL6TrJzpA07upNV3bgqSchncG5X5snVYVTNiMUa-yG4oy1tfVVHIwhVYvEeJrjKWqRmuvCWoRl4E-Fn9R/s1600/Lego+Terrorist.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="257" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-66SDmPLY5uX_nbAFAghqimBGKoszQjRJS1BRY61tiN02lPkLFQo6GlK0CstNL6TrJzpA07upNV3bgqSchncG5X5snVYVTNiMUa-yG4oy1tfVVHIwhVYvEeJrjKWqRmuvCWoRl4E-Fn9R/s320/Lego+Terrorist.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> Get a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/BrickArms-Exclusive-Figure-Modern-Weapons/dp/B0035MD9NA?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">modern combat weapons</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0035MD9NA" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> set for your Lego figures, and dress them like this little terrorist.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz4QYgPKCtFR5ms05sNo8rP07vo98mdslSsF_nRhpBJ0kqtEycdzYqvqc39nWfubM6Kpm6UUuDK1DkDM_kdEzgW-WZ2WIEP88M5xXwSDsVS_XZNd282MSLX4qw0d7LeF4lKR4CKC9vgrov/s1600/Lego+Grenades.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="254" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz4QYgPKCtFR5ms05sNo8rP07vo98mdslSsF_nRhpBJ0kqtEycdzYqvqc39nWfubM6Kpm6UUuDK1DkDM_kdEzgW-WZ2WIEP88M5xXwSDsVS_XZNd282MSLX4qw0d7LeF4lKR4CKC9vgrov/s320/Lego+Grenades.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">And you cant do without grenades. And you get those <a href="http://www.amazon.com/BrickArms-Exclusive-Boom-Box-Grenades/dp/B001Q4ZFVS">25 grenades</a> from Brickarms in a smart box.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiG-0KkL21kH2K5M28N4LD6Mjnq_nnIV-M_mQx_m8c0RsOT5cIqAysG9VQXzSE_i5yDuGWVaEeAjq1LrV65F4W0LiCaljxFDAgtnkRwxoLn1u-vUNGMPiwO-zEoexnVrGqligZiquk2eW12/s1600/Lego+luger+gun.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="243" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiG-0KkL21kH2K5M28N4LD6Mjnq_nnIV-M_mQx_m8c0RsOT5cIqAysG9VQXzSE_i5yDuGWVaEeAjq1LrV65F4W0LiCaljxFDAgtnkRwxoLn1u-vUNGMPiwO-zEoexnVrGqligZiquk2eW12/s320/Lego+luger+gun.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Let your child play WWII. It just need some <a href="http://www.amazon.com/German-Soldier-MP40-WWII-Minifigure/dp/B003EHXP3U?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">german Lego soldiers</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B003EHXP3U" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />. Brickarms got a lot of them.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUZ2b27xQd0WMMywW7Wy6VL2mRyS1NeBsjR5kI9NSEVfi0Z0kvs3J6rKhyphenhyphenoVXTb4irOd5HwtNzY4Kcw6m9xchMLC2wJtz5IgUAQsZTtMcGBGzdjFcRBiFB0-nt3u1bG9mpoRcQaBMzEqAq/s1600/Lego+baseball+batt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUZ2b27xQd0WMMywW7Wy6VL2mRyS1NeBsjR5kI9NSEVfi0Z0kvs3J6rKhyphenhyphenoVXTb4irOd5HwtNzY4Kcw6m9xchMLC2wJtz5IgUAQsZTtMcGBGzdjFcRBiFB0-nt3u1bG9mpoRcQaBMzEqAq/s320/Lego+baseball+batt.jpg" width="308" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">And don´t mess around with this little fella, he got a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/BrickArms-Exclusive-Figure-Weapon-Baseball/dp/B002CJOHFQ?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">baseball</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002CJOHFQ" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> bat.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMYzWKOwurjX2i3wJemkL7-SXvRzKAcnP4dyt2dt27YIGgUnT_uFXvvJ7JEXMGzeL9kd_WtRUcJzjq-tnhqjclLyGFOtSCAjHMQk6gVgSkf0VmPs-rSJvMGJ97OoaUAz880IXt80cLTOoH/s1600/Lego+uzi+briefcase.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMYzWKOwurjX2i3wJemkL7-SXvRzKAcnP4dyt2dt27YIGgUnT_uFXvvJ7JEXMGzeL9kd_WtRUcJzjq-tnhqjclLyGFOtSCAjHMQk6gVgSkf0VmPs-rSJvMGJ97OoaUAz880IXt80cLTOoH/s320/Lego+uzi+briefcase.jpg" width="246" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Wanna buy a Uzi? This little dealer offers a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/BrickArms-Exclusive-Accessory-Briefcase-Micro-SMG/dp/B001Q5127S?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Uzi in a briefcase</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001Q5127S" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOorfDmP-vcxBvNnL3ZlTA2bGjdvrfHl0kNptN4SH5c6McWycGVO1GPUvk5QlSFTyqhp5vFwgsT82rg3vJFSVvciVjsBJoqjabUnjEgCG1HRIGQhBKC6fl64UaAf_5PdgW-hqFK_z0s5HY/s1600/Lego+rocket+launcher.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="314" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOorfDmP-vcxBvNnL3ZlTA2bGjdvrfHl0kNptN4SH5c6McWycGVO1GPUvk5QlSFTyqhp5vFwgsT82rg3vJFSVvciVjsBJoqjabUnjEgCG1HRIGQhBKC6fl64UaAf_5PdgW-hqFK_z0s5HY/s320/Lego+rocket+launcher.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">With this <a href="http://www.amazon.com/BrickArms-Exclusive-Figure-Weapon-Grenade/dp/B002B60OSE?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Rocket launcher</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002B60OSE" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> from Brickarms you can blow up your Lego cars.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSiiKb0Y0KbpA71NL-S-_MWBdpaJanMYuXiAyWVM3YX6H8fWcQV9Z9qFSUxos-QauR8Mfb5N4vQdOyyeegD_pP7ydRXGm7MY1vzE8bLcIcJznlC602q_AS6INZfuh6StM4uCNWhKBfVnBP/s1600/Lego+Combat+Shotgun.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="295" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSiiKb0Y0KbpA71NL-S-_MWBdpaJanMYuXiAyWVM3YX6H8fWcQV9Z9qFSUxos-QauR8Mfb5N4vQdOyyeegD_pP7ydRXGm7MY1vzE8bLcIcJznlC602q_AS6INZfuh6StM4uCNWhKBfVnBP/s320/Lego+Combat+Shotgun.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/BrickArms-Exclusive-Figure-Weapon-Shotgun/dp/B002T5KXSI?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Shotguns</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002T5KXSI" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> are always good. And this little badass guy can handle two of them.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiw8QePBtEJAsOTTHSPp-nDBnPr4X2vHcwwWb0xtZl7g13hMvUBfhY-NGSUHzn5JSMdnpRaxCwLVrXiArr1K1XU6_LeLXRp8uVSKgXw0mbys00PCTkCtdRxVTU1U5Aw22g4c9bBf0V8WHG1/s1600/Lego+Mk48.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="233" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiw8QePBtEJAsOTTHSPp-nDBnPr4X2vHcwwWb0xtZl7g13hMvUBfhY-NGSUHzn5JSMdnpRaxCwLVrXiArr1K1XU6_LeLXRp8uVSKgXw0mbys00PCTkCtdRxVTU1U5Aw22g4c9bBf0V8WHG1/s320/Lego+Mk48.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Is it possible to play Rambo with Lego? Of course, you just need a Lego Rambo figure and this Brickarms <a href="http://www.amazon.com/BrickArms-Exclusive-Figure-Weapon-Combat/dp/B002LN6EXG?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">AK47 LMG</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002LN6EXG" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCTrQzgNrNIiRc9gTQR1C1T4cDkjiCQVzBhg0m88qbjO7iBB1mODu8SXizlcagIInP8H3UJI5eOn0F9a407qia6kKM5gcPMa80PRU4sT8zqPK5R4jvpP8zfyZ7pkeDAePe0TDRTFXipch9/s1600/Lego+rifle.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCTrQzgNrNIiRc9gTQR1C1T4cDkjiCQVzBhg0m88qbjO7iBB1mODu8SXizlcagIInP8H3UJI5eOn0F9a407qia6kKM5gcPMa80PRU4sT8zqPK5R4jvpP8zfyZ7pkeDAePe0TDRTFXipch9/s320/Lego+rifle.jpg" width="276" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">This tough guy is holding a Brickarms <a href="http://www.amazon.com/BrickArms-Exclusive-Figure-Weapon-Aliens/dp/B002FRLU2I?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Xeno Pulse rifle</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002FRLU2I" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> as seen in Aliens. Sure this will kill some Lego aliens.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizwLoPEg6fXVqZ7Dy8AQ5A-6hLpX3pey1mrtg_VLRcKebGTtugNe9s4b_z-yVEnUallVqm6jCfgpQYt0x9OrtD0iKC1DT8f_PlAEF1iIjoUrHjE-iLTHFCyB9zq0Ji__NzEXzp-iafynhB/s1600/Lego+Tommy+gun.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizwLoPEg6fXVqZ7Dy8AQ5A-6hLpX3pey1mrtg_VLRcKebGTtugNe9s4b_z-yVEnUallVqm6jCfgpQYt0x9OrtD0iKC1DT8f_PlAEF1iIjoUrHjE-iLTHFCyB9zq0Ji__NzEXzp-iafynhB/s320/Lego+Tommy+gun.jpg" width="242" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">This Lego mafioso Scarface lookalike with his <a href="http://www.amazon.com/BrickArms-Exclusive-Scale-Figure-Weapon/dp/B002CWSNM6?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Tommy Gun</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002CWSNM6" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> will complete the collection.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;">Not satisfied. Don´t worry, there are much more weapons and figures on <a href="http://brickarms.com/">brickarms.com</a> and on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&search-alias=aps&field-keywords=brickarms" target="_blank">amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-73530663262802276912010-06-22T15:42:00.001+02:002010-06-22T15:45:09.236+02:00The Blocked Toilet Cake<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEG3sCCjMn7CnW1xvKwGAya5BFZaDRr6-eGv-MrXTRjfcNwo9E8tS27XKcEhzDDYtZyk2FvL4IWi9VRO_ktCh9MXcgcOZZFongAR8QdjCb5N9xb5hEB0ESygmozUEiiZtIFjIbRwiNnNWI/s1600/Blocked+toilet+cake+2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEG3sCCjMn7CnW1xvKwGAya5BFZaDRr6-eGv-MrXTRjfcNwo9E8tS27XKcEhzDDYtZyk2FvL4IWi9VRO_ktCh9MXcgcOZZFongAR8QdjCb5N9xb5hEB0ESygmozUEiiZtIFjIbRwiNnNWI/s200/Blocked+toilet+cake+2.JPG" width="150" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Today I baked my favorite cake, the blocked Toilet cake. Mmmmm blocked toilet cake. This cake is fantastic for any birthday party, wedding or just for breakfast.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">And it’s very easy to bake a blocked toilet cake. You need a cake as base. Its up to you what kind of cake you use, but it shouldn’t be too soft. I usually bake banana cake. Here are some <a href="http://southernfood.about.com/od/bananacakerecipes/Banana_Cake_Recipes_and_Cupcakes.htm">recipes</a>.<br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBIi0s2w2jDZ58kGRPFKsh-yQ-frkTD1aSySAaYo5LRix-bwwN2WWCe9j6LQy4aE76BK3HZ26Pu0FVrRx7-v_zyL8HNVB3cgnfqT2gQLJsBGqTudzoo1BQthXYRlK3IN94Wea4kmdwFYBx/s1600/Zombie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBIi0s2w2jDZ58kGRPFKsh-yQ-frkTD1aSySAaYo5LRix-bwwN2WWCe9j6LQy4aE76BK3HZ26Pu0FVrRx7-v_zyL8HNVB3cgnfqT2gQLJsBGqTudzoo1BQthXYRlK3IN94Wea4kmdwFYBx/s320/Zombie.jpg" /></a><b>#1 The Zombie of Montclaire Moors Statue</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Who’s not afraid of zombies. This <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Montclaire-Moors-Sculpture/dp/B001M2AIIE?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Zombie garden statue</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001M2AIIE" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> designed by artist Alan Dickson, created for Toscano, will without doubt scare any intruder away.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><i><b>My Daddy is my hero</b></i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><i>My daddy is my hero because he saved my mum from going to heaven. My mum would be dead if my daddy wouldn’t bee so brave.</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><i>It happened last week. I could hear my mum scream in the bedroom, “Oh God, I’m coming, Oh God I’m coming”. I was so scared. I don’t want my mum to die. I ran into my parent’s bedroom to safe my mum. Her legs were sticking straight up in the air. God tried to pull her up but daddy was on her and pushed her back. He pushed so many times until God let her go.</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><i>Now my dad saved my Mum, Aunty Roxana, Granny and Uncle Hubert from going to heaven. Especially Uncle Hubert should be happy, because I believe he was going to hell. He was shouting “Oh hell, that burns” while the devil pulled his arms. But my daddy hold Uncle Hubert’s butt and pulled him back.</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><i>When I grow up, I want to be like my daddy.</i></div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-53593976041452198702010-05-09T19:14:00.001+02:002010-06-22T15:48:54.322+02:00Addiction to Freddy Krueger<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">When your addiction to Freddy Krueger is destroying your life</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzRfTpJ-081KSFHQJ3RASXFe-sz1HwG_4M50jBtv3pjuX91cw-Zm86SUlYcBrsM-N4BtszhSr3J-APnBOKg4BDs1S0n5Gb2vPrHu6ULCKxc34as6hMgoXsij4OQxA1RROp65AyoXTdWwSg/s1600/Freddy+Poo.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="224" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzRfTpJ-081KSFHQJ3RASXFe-sz1HwG_4M50jBtv3pjuX91cw-Zm86SUlYcBrsM-N4BtszhSr3J-APnBOKg4BDs1S0n5Gb2vPrHu6ULCKxc34as6hMgoXsij4OQxA1RROp65AyoXTdWwSg/s320/Freddy+Poo.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><br />
Which group of people do you belong to?</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>a.</b> Freddy Krueger??? Who the f#*k is Freddy Krueger?</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>b.</b> I have seen all the movies… awesome!</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>c.</b> I have all the movies on blue-ray… awesome!</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>d.</b> Wanna see my Freddy Krueger action figure collection?</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>e.</b> I am Freddy Krueger!</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">If you think you belong to group <b>e</b>, and your name is not Robert Englund, then you have certainly a problem. Make the test below and see if your life is running out off track. If you can see yourself in five of the ten portrayals, you might destroy your life.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXjI18y6vL4QB6m8WvZx40N_EWUWpDszgEUabRrAc6g_19oAHmLEoXUpRWzWncAoDG7QwBAaaaOgYMFb6_9ehmLyYVY1Io_Z5v4N2aKPP5Q5-wIJGbwvCSU6_6p8VHTc6vtHSSYYNgk8Ra/s1600/Freddy+Krueger+Glove.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXjI18y6vL4QB6m8WvZx40N_EWUWpDszgEUabRrAc6g_19oAHmLEoXUpRWzWncAoDG7QwBAaaaOgYMFb6_9ehmLyYVY1Io_Z5v4N2aKPP5Q5-wIJGbwvCSU6_6p8VHTc6vtHSSYYNgk8Ra/s200/Freddy+Krueger+Glove.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>1.</b> Your girlfriend is called Scarface because you refuse to take off your <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Co-Nightmare-Supreme/dp/B000VO77G0?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Freddy Krueger glove</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000VO77G0" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> in bed.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkOKdGNV0dud9gWkz1Z9pdC3psUB19beNa6cTSL15g4mHfWPh0NLJf-67nhKVNvRibC1JnFmf8dYzCtWEEmDbnVbN7ncWrjLwI_1G1nbH1VFVR3hQk1rsN2QI7FkzfD1MspdhudwzSNctu/s1600/Freddy+Krueger+Latex+Mask.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkOKdGNV0dud9gWkz1Z9pdC3psUB19beNa6cTSL15g4mHfWPh0NLJf-67nhKVNvRibC1JnFmf8dYzCtWEEmDbnVbN7ncWrjLwI_1G1nbH1VFVR3hQk1rsN2QI7FkzfD1MspdhudwzSNctu/s200/Freddy+Krueger+Latex+Mask.jpg" width="142" /></a></div><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>2.</b> Entering the bank with the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Elm-Street-Freddy-Krueger/dp/B000XF2LMC?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Freddy Krueger mask</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000XF2LMC" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> was a bad idea. Telling the lady at the counter, you are her worst nightmare, brought you in a precarious situation.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL5HI7d-hscQKf3052YZ2gkq75aFaQS-rfpI03tN9TZIuj9ROJhGCBb8cLPIvSrAsN-fHa3WhsyLGJI56cCU0BmhEqWu58Dnugt2CKtI78K59C_hGWzaH9893QyopbnKevcXpkSdkR7oF6/s1600/Freddy+Krueger+belt+buckle.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="102" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL5HI7d-hscQKf3052YZ2gkq75aFaQS-rfpI03tN9TZIuj9ROJhGCBb8cLPIvSrAsN-fHa3WhsyLGJI56cCU0BmhEqWu58Dnugt2CKtI78K59C_hGWzaH9893QyopbnKevcXpkSdkR7oF6/s200/Freddy+Krueger+belt+buckle.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>3.</b> Your Family Planning is on standby after you cut your wiener on your <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Street-Freddy-Krueger-Buckle/dp/B00110B80O?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Freddy Krueger Belt Buckle</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B00110B80O" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> Claw.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd2ZXA0s2tk_1aw4XXY3D073G7aN6ra4U9bKQ9ACbj9c1WPoXn4sb1iuC77kJKezyGm0LUFjnbjOFp80gibgxKbN6T6ehnICmkHQ7pTadAYZR2xPpt-2rQbtCum_KCIUbA7n9dGwxhO6lP/s1600/Freddy+Krueger+glass+and+bowl.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="155" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd2ZXA0s2tk_1aw4XXY3D073G7aN6ra4U9bKQ9ACbj9c1WPoXn4sb1iuC77kJKezyGm0LUFjnbjOFp80gibgxKbN6T6ehnICmkHQ7pTadAYZR2xPpt-2rQbtCum_KCIUbA7n9dGwxhO6lP/s200/Freddy+Krueger+glass+and+bowl.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>4.</b> Your wedding planning ended in a disagreement. You insisted to serve the wine in your <a href="http://www.amazon.com/SpookShop-Freddy-Krueger-Punch-Bowl/dp/B001N1F6UY?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Freddy Krueger Punch Bowl</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001N1F6UY" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Street-Freddy-Krueger-Chalice/dp/B0019O1BKY?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Freddy Krueger Chalice Glasses</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0019O1BKY" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxUvrh3HGRdiy38W_BH9NxSt0RIi-1Jn2SMh8Ia4mcqMWRdywRV39_ewufu6p79FB31ptD5MWwQ790Oou3sFsFazroDFxb7_kDaU2sf3TlZBDooOwIrrT4ohZFma_vbt_NlAc2BeIMP3Vv/s1600/Freddy+Krueger+T-shirt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxUvrh3HGRdiy38W_BH9NxSt0RIi-1Jn2SMh8Ia4mcqMWRdywRV39_ewufu6p79FB31ptD5MWwQ790Oou3sFsFazroDFxb7_kDaU2sf3TlZBDooOwIrrT4ohZFma_vbt_NlAc2BeIMP3Vv/s200/Freddy+Krueger+T-shirt.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>5.</b> You didn’t get the job as a Kindergarten teacher? Hmmm… Maybe they didn’t like the “You’re Mine Now Piggy” <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Street-Freddy-Krueger-T-shirt/dp/B003EGLCTU?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Freddy Krueger T-shirt</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B003EGLCTU" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8ULdZVMWEmb-SRhyphenhyphenlTl1uFFMZmilxh8twqG0yRuYuAoVB5W5NSWX8RnX0_kQqLZoLkIClfyxwsyTXAnxtrZAyh2DXqgBic0lUv-l0eKdD9-TtFEFtOua8wbBWq7GfyHk1x7nxXnRTVMU6/s1600/Freddy+Krueger+sexy+dress.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8ULdZVMWEmb-SRhyphenhyphenlTl1uFFMZmilxh8twqG0yRuYuAoVB5W5NSWX8RnX0_kQqLZoLkIClfyxwsyTXAnxtrZAyh2DXqgBic0lUv-l0eKdD9-TtFEFtOua8wbBWq7GfyHk1x7nxXnRTVMU6/s200/Freddy+Krueger+sexy+dress.jpg" width="74" /></a></div><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>6.</b> So your girlfriend refused going out with you on Valentines day, just because you insist on her wearing the sexy <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Womens-Sexy-Freddy-Krueger-Costume/dp/B0019RHSWQ?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Freddy Krueger outfit</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0019RHSWQ" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> you gave her… unbelievable!</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEZans-ehtsmsfjZflRM6bHgQ8uF3mRVT1XgkysthKYIAigtcrMTh_uCJa3P1_QyCldqs7CvbDfqgTqvnwBAmcqg_qU7m_bvsGCeahDq0mDwCFEOGDLAkaRRn0qQ6pQ3xbssiNJPjovbzK/s1600/Freddy+Krueger+Nike.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEZans-ehtsmsfjZflRM6bHgQ8uF3mRVT1XgkysthKYIAigtcrMTh_uCJa3P1_QyCldqs7CvbDfqgTqvnwBAmcqg_qU7m_bvsGCeahDq0mDwCFEOGDLAkaRRn0qQ6pQ3xbssiNJPjovbzK/s200/Freddy+Krueger+Nike.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><b>7.</b> You believe wearing your Freddy Krueger Nike Dunk will keep you from sleepwalking. You were found naked in the park wearing your Nikes and singing “One, two, Freddy’s coming for you”</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0aqt0tUbUJiszEVt7AWwPg8_S6hz3ZceK-R5z8JsX0v2r_4IjJcJ6Aiw8OJbJYlT2rAHyTOfIznYzOf_RKh-NQu3Qxbjj1-Fq8vX-FcUQTKXLEDPNg8BLjcdsa7yrVRIA5ICgZmJm19R3/s1600/Freddy+Krueger+action+figure.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0aqt0tUbUJiszEVt7AWwPg8_S6hz3ZceK-R5z8JsX0v2r_4IjJcJ6Aiw8OJbJYlT2rAHyTOfIznYzOf_RKh-NQu3Qxbjj1-Fq8vX-FcUQTKXLEDPNg8BLjcdsa7yrVRIA5ICgZmJm19R3/s200/Freddy+Krueger+action+figure.jpg" width="86" /></a></div><b>8.</b> Your 6 year old daughter can’t sleep because of nightmares. Maybe you should let her play with Barbie’s instead of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Freddy-Krueger-18-inch-Action-Figure/dp/B0001GBR6Y?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Freddy Krueger Action figures</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0001GBR6Y" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0EU4BRBQ3HKUhClMU1QwVJ2Bw_izlsW_KwBzIsen8hkF3NPjLFW9_WMf0p9Z7cIcfSQoN2jwZ4zqsoWiFH4OEiE36IprsFfjGC-kLYTUfosVbWnumzEayjMca_VQ2hVguxQSQLVs2OILP/s1600/Freddy+Krueger+cardboard+stand.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0EU4BRBQ3HKUhClMU1QwVJ2Bw_izlsW_KwBzIsen8hkF3NPjLFW9_WMf0p9Z7cIcfSQoN2jwZ4zqsoWiFH4OEiE36IprsFfjGC-kLYTUfosVbWnumzEayjMca_VQ2hVguxQSQLVs2OILP/s200/Freddy+Krueger+cardboard+stand.jpg" width="85" /></a></div><b>9.</b> You tried to solve your daughters sleep disorder by placing a life sized <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Advanced-Graphics-Freddy-Krueger-Standup/dp/B001GTB8XC?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Freddy Krueger cardboard standup</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001GTB8XC" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> in her room and telling her “This man gonna protect you in your dreams”.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjqtiUKV-zGCPxuO6x9Avz64zCIbp0KYf2KdJAXtMaK9kRSiFenstivmy79Oej9MLhe8cMHIevv2y52xO1YcpFjGPvTtS_bheKfO2I6adjkdo4GPKdnTi2b-PgEfxVsR5ROFc-7BD1BWNw/s1600/Freddy+Krueger+Rhyme.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="161" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjqtiUKV-zGCPxuO6x9Avz64zCIbp0KYf2KdJAXtMaK9kRSiFenstivmy79Oej9MLhe8cMHIevv2y52xO1YcpFjGPvTtS_bheKfO2I6adjkdo4GPKdnTi2b-PgEfxVsR5ROFc-7BD1BWNw/s200/Freddy+Krueger+Rhyme.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><b>10.</b> Your wife loves romantic surprises. On your wedding anniversary you surprised her with a poem. You thought the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Street-Freddy-Krueger-Rhyme/dp/B001AFBLUW?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Freddy Krueger rhyme</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001AFBLUW" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> is a romantic poem for a girl.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">“And now a question to a real Freddy Krueger maniac; “Is <i>A Nightmare on Elmstreet</i> <b>without</b> Robert Englund a <b>real</b> <i>Nightmare on Elmstreet</i>?”</div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-50383250746070574622010-04-24T21:44:00.001+02:002010-04-24T22:13:23.698+02:00Ninja Nuts<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Ninja Nuts</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>A true story by Mr.Poo, played by real nuts.</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYw5jXOtW-luScyS85U27fXJYo4oXY9Z_QLqHqHbZf7YRwfxrvxqwg2rYK_-JSh1Vf17HgopirMLh779EO3sh-vVltYbAshmWBdUR9rw8U2rPZInh3gxKlS4iFr31P8P4e_-A4-ZOR7zzw/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Princes2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYw5jXOtW-luScyS85U27fXJYo4oXY9Z_QLqHqHbZf7YRwfxrvxqwg2rYK_-JSh1Vf17HgopirMLh779EO3sh-vVltYbAshmWBdUR9rw8U2rPZInh3gxKlS4iFr31P8P4e_-A4-ZOR7zzw/s200/Ninja+Nuts+Princes2.JPG" width="180" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Japan, year 1650. A feudal Japan ruled by the Pinattsu Dynasty. The Pinattsu Clan was loved by the people. Especially Princess Asami Pinattsu (English; “Morning Beauty Peanut”). She was so beautiful, that every nut felled in love with her. She was a nut, a man would kill for, a nut a man would die for. In fact many nuts died because of her, despite the fact that their death caused sexually transmitted diseases. However, that’s another story.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIvgizDkgi7BLGWsEsI3lVpGrmV9zfTATUcX6V3YkPbPKv-hx9s0EONGNHZ2cLEM8OLMsfrERMXgn-LV2AKdVGM9oFf7qOAuTkQCn8Rg4U_BURbaV5x1hPYVo8O9lXzudSPPACzQYViInE/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Old+Sensei.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIvgizDkgi7BLGWsEsI3lVpGrmV9zfTATUcX6V3YkPbPKv-hx9s0EONGNHZ2cLEM8OLMsfrERMXgn-LV2AKdVGM9oFf7qOAuTkQCn8Rg4U_BURbaV5x1hPYVo8O9lXzudSPPACzQYViInE/s320/Ninja+Nuts+Old+Sensei.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The princess needed protection. Not this kind of protection, I’m talking about protection from attackers. Her bodyguard, Old Sensei Nattsu, was always by her side, to protect her from naughty nutty nuts. But a much bigger danger was waiting for her. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdvqb5i4lJWmg_hwhB-xku0RGal2Y61tJwOep6DVTuSI6GapVGRPQxJnW6JMPdySrsqeBsXvRC63A-vHkAR3s_SYJRkYllLude-2pnC1xBYr8ouNe8rTXRXJbfI9JxHrlK6kt6kjrNQbEQ/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+4+Ninjas.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdvqb5i4lJWmg_hwhB-xku0RGal2Y61tJwOep6DVTuSI6GapVGRPQxJnW6JMPdySrsqeBsXvRC63A-vHkAR3s_SYJRkYllLude-2pnC1xBYr8ouNe8rTXRXJbfI9JxHrlK6kt6kjrNQbEQ/s320/Ninja+Nuts+4+Ninjas.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Ninjas, covert agents and mercenaries of the feudal Japan. Masters of espionage, sabotage and assassination.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRoBrg5E8ipTRZ6dJArXtZmIolozcxSysqe4M5_zlbT066ngse0AcYFAcT-6Q8yJLFojSIXPeEzUhUMO7GFXO0XzG3utkg-UnZGkiHNqBGlWHl37siwQ8a7O6hYy9MXjy-d3kL3P9taIj3/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Princes.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRoBrg5E8ipTRZ6dJArXtZmIolozcxSysqe4M5_zlbT066ngse0AcYFAcT-6Q8yJLFojSIXPeEzUhUMO7GFXO0XzG3utkg-UnZGkiHNqBGlWHl37siwQ8a7O6hYy9MXjy-d3kL3P9taIj3/s200/Ninja+Nuts+Princes.JPG" width="148" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">“HELP… Ninjas… HELP! Sensei Nattsu, Help, I’m under attack!” </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKuuoqAUBWEF40nzAINP6oLbtO2eQVHITcIgGJI9PrLFmNSmP6_IIfs5tvkMgw2G8_ErWGt3MmDbp_hLxoKb7r0eGpsDPzIuX5oYpPE8huksNsJOfHoQ7Grlmn6Q_z6qPmM7l_eDxs8ACZ/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+4+Ninjas+2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKuuoqAUBWEF40nzAINP6oLbtO2eQVHITcIgGJI9PrLFmNSmP6_IIfs5tvkMgw2G8_ErWGt3MmDbp_hLxoKb7r0eGpsDPzIuX5oYpPE8huksNsJOfHoQ7Grlmn6Q_z6qPmM7l_eDxs8ACZ/s320/Ninja+Nuts+4+Ninjas+2.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Ninjas, trained for one purpose, assassination of Princess Pinattsu. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNlKGJAVIDyW7pLehR12G9lpOO3uYrTLBpjXi9fd-ZqizUcRjRAM-axy8zPgkLl-0Jcrr1gIoRv0ElMLyfvzeEwM5mQzvi32CyaWzHc1c7MNtbc5U_DzMMLtVzynC14JTWDsmSCCBhjz-J/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Old+Sensei+2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNlKGJAVIDyW7pLehR12G9lpOO3uYrTLBpjXi9fd-ZqizUcRjRAM-axy8zPgkLl-0Jcrr1gIoRv0ElMLyfvzeEwM5mQzvi32CyaWzHc1c7MNtbc5U_DzMMLtVzynC14JTWDsmSCCBhjz-J/s320/Ninja+Nuts+Old+Sensei+2.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Sensei Natsu, he might be old, but fast as the wind, hot as fire, balls of steel and water in his legs “Come to daddy, let me see what you got!”</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv41tPVu8bU523J6IfaQ_PjMM4wPOpp31JDeeyXMF_J6QH9jSqipzJSHf2_KtcN30IGT9FrSNd6wKRvCRT8dbgVZXCpitXLDr9N34HTT1NT_xIJWjngwnXgrwGaxMouipTFTdjS-pCSjX4/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Dragon+Nut.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv41tPVu8bU523J6IfaQ_PjMM4wPOpp31JDeeyXMF_J6QH9jSqipzJSHf2_KtcN30IGT9FrSNd6wKRvCRT8dbgVZXCpitXLDr9N34HTT1NT_xIJWjngwnXgrwGaxMouipTFTdjS-pCSjX4/s320/Ninja+Nuts+Dragon+Nut.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Princess Pinattsu is frozen in fright “They are too many, we need Help!”</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Is this the end of Princess Pinattsu?</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Just when everything looks hopeless, a warrior appears out of nowhere. It’s dragon nut, fearless Tatsuo.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj3XuavF7lJ46Ij2ibuORjfbQggrKgYd2SqyCcsdFBNX3y5Mrfl3u6hE708q15qnlDz4A8YsgLwb1OcfiIlsv5wDiaMaEXeC3uQSxsNMa4WE7Z9EHoOb9miiYCF0xKuG-3CWfaZR3GR1rt/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Old+Sensei+3.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj3XuavF7lJ46Ij2ibuORjfbQggrKgYd2SqyCcsdFBNX3y5Mrfl3u6hE708q15qnlDz4A8YsgLwb1OcfiIlsv5wDiaMaEXeC3uQSxsNMa4WE7Z9EHoOb9miiYCF0xKuG-3CWfaZR3GR1rt/s320/Ninja+Nuts+Old+Sensei+3.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Ninjas, invisible warriors, specialists in unconventional arts of war, no fear, no mercy, no honor.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwGt1b87yPDxGQKLI5Xzg04NYkekI7Tu9RpzhzyBpxc-oIrSeQjF0RNOaoYtq4hGIWra_eSVRE1RRa-oNHt4VubOZjgevJXvG6vQhtilljpFCTrKN8erePFFjSg3pb7Sw1G5Uvq-ixJlmc/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Dragon+Nut+3.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwGt1b87yPDxGQKLI5Xzg04NYkekI7Tu9RpzhzyBpxc-oIrSeQjF0RNOaoYtq4hGIWra_eSVRE1RRa-oNHt4VubOZjgevJXvG6vQhtilljpFCTrKN8erePFFjSg3pb7Sw1G5Uvq-ixJlmc/s320/Ninja+Nuts+Dragon+Nut+3.JPG" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2zd7ippFBB9Ot0VQLzc63ScLK9mdFbf-Ex8tPfWgIHvRkeXsUxD4sIb53s8-VMXtrI3iBJV68vFzHsmmnQarrYjZ1iB7j5MFZcJc5bmZkNBXNoRY1scMWmfeVXLbJ_53QeEioSSfvFVQa/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Dragon+Nut+4.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2zd7ippFBB9Ot0VQLzc63ScLK9mdFbf-Ex8tPfWgIHvRkeXsUxD4sIb53s8-VMXtrI3iBJV68vFzHsmmnQarrYjZ1iB7j5MFZcJc5bmZkNBXNoRY1scMWmfeVXLbJ_53QeEioSSfvFVQa/s320/Ninja+Nuts+Dragon+Nut+4.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tatsuo’s sword cuts the nuts like butter. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwK8AFSJIXue7-vjrrDRCYBCOYTYRkGBkbg8N1mCAq4kvhta6UFxU894qTJL2EGEf7h0Jupuon3pj5RXxYBSoXFHZPVWyY2q3nfzGf_DyIu5bKqsqVJqW1GTpNAsTYT5mdG3OKJmwU-Drc/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Dragon+Nut+5.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwK8AFSJIXue7-vjrrDRCYBCOYTYRkGBkbg8N1mCAq4kvhta6UFxU894qTJL2EGEf7h0Jupuon3pj5RXxYBSoXFHZPVWyY2q3nfzGf_DyIu5bKqsqVJqW1GTpNAsTYT5mdG3OKJmwU-Drc/s320/Ninja+Nuts+Dragon+Nut+5.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhevxBZVVpJbaxqTK8gyKLaSyGbNTHW1RKi1es63GXmqzat0m-XbV2iRuc9a4he3xc4pR0ZPA2f0-OmVumr9gYtxu6Qa2AXgaCxgOGulo-wd166cwUTA7vhUYq-Onl1kCu61vQNru9fE2pl/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Princes4.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhevxBZVVpJbaxqTK8gyKLaSyGbNTHW1RKi1es63GXmqzat0m-XbV2iRuc9a4he3xc4pR0ZPA2f0-OmVumr9gYtxu6Qa2AXgaCxgOGulo-wd166cwUTA7vhUYq-Onl1kCu61vQNru9fE2pl/s320/Ninja+Nuts+Princes4.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">“Aaaaahhh… I gonna die, help me fearless Tatsuo.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPVQIiock3FLkFstMV1O-_aw9jovBe08EAzSub8dyKVXQYkVpp-1Z8R_NUcp9IJaPkJufqBpi8dsSYJiJ6HwtXAT3VOlDBCxkwb-D-qkKcBNu-LAnvaAQKuhK8fe3XoVGXQlL5lU305I2X/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Princes5.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPVQIiock3FLkFstMV1O-_aw9jovBe08EAzSub8dyKVXQYkVpp-1Z8R_NUcp9IJaPkJufqBpi8dsSYJiJ6HwtXAT3VOlDBCxkwb-D-qkKcBNu-LAnvaAQKuhK8fe3XoVGXQlL5lU305I2X/s320/Ninja+Nuts+Princes5.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">“I got him...”</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl3ya6ci0h4DvVcOFlATj81fgDiCF0vjxjKRynoAPTQDan2fp7u3Z62aAneHes4PAbVWo-_rPN-O5RtYqdE1C8-LemLZxkUtYSWwoZ0KdoqgPWaYQmwDaIcyB37NgQIIFotnY8qL8OeLmW/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Dragon+Nut+6.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl3ya6ci0h4DvVcOFlATj81fgDiCF0vjxjKRynoAPTQDan2fp7u3Z62aAneHes4PAbVWo-_rPN-O5RtYqdE1C8-LemLZxkUtYSWwoZ0KdoqgPWaYQmwDaIcyB37NgQIIFotnY8qL8OeLmW/s320/Ninja+Nuts+Dragon+Nut+6.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">“…and cut him. Let’s see if you got nuts”</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeqDVzGDdJtJZbeEi8Hvc3QCoMzkjPTW1iU-QacevL_Arc6BNv2MAr85hHzmczukWZtF_nft7BwwJtCahUf0-9DVE90d7H6jHwIOZQLZp9AX0EC5-No9fOv0xnrpNDcl3MtwVBrAkMWJt_/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+4+Ninjas+4.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeqDVzGDdJtJZbeEi8Hvc3QCoMzkjPTW1iU-QacevL_Arc6BNv2MAr85hHzmczukWZtF_nft7BwwJtCahUf0-9DVE90d7H6jHwIOZQLZp9AX0EC5-No9fOv0xnrpNDcl3MtwVBrAkMWJt_/s320/Ninja+Nuts+4+Ninjas+4.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">In the air the sound of women screaming, metal shrieking and nutshells cracking. And then suddenly silence.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO8y5oFzZ2vAfLMv_09bI53evZWw60OZzwyirdHijSzF08ZjMVv3nYfZ8fIZEzjVPtUEpSRJBczw9Gy3zKQ3hjI4UIgjsJ5bqGxLfWZN6P4P6evcprQ1JSONmI8y0aiDdSksY3z9xD6s6m/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+4+Ninjas+3.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO8y5oFzZ2vAfLMv_09bI53evZWw60OZzwyirdHijSzF08ZjMVv3nYfZ8fIZEzjVPtUEpSRJBczw9Gy3zKQ3hjI4UIgjsJ5bqGxLfWZN6P4P6evcprQ1JSONmI8y0aiDdSksY3z9xD6s6m/s320/Ninja+Nuts+4+Ninjas+3.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Ninjas, silent assassins, they’ll kill quick, they’ll kill silent, they’ll kill one and all.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7u_Kuxp5r17txG-pQlwhyKQlJ-H0qTHQYqyhMjlu1huG12ifyusvEXexKY03JpW5fY3tgKh9rUEy_iZ5kcFDJSYV_nNdWVeNeJDE4TQkeypRow2c5YNT8M_JXH-kXQBJOjjp-uc39hyphenhyphenlx/s1600/Ninja+Nuts+Princes3.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7u_Kuxp5r17txG-pQlwhyKQlJ-H0qTHQYqyhMjlu1huG12ifyusvEXexKY03JpW5fY3tgKh9rUEy_iZ5kcFDJSYV_nNdWVeNeJDE4TQkeypRow2c5YNT8M_JXH-kXQBJOjjp-uc39hyphenhyphenlx/s320/Ninja+Nuts+Princes3.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">“Oh my fearless Tatsuo, you are my hero. Let’s make love!”</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Princess Pinattsu and Dragon nut Tatsuo got married and they lived happily ever after…</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">No, they didn’t. On their honeymoon Tatsuo got infected with a sexually transmitted disease and lost his right nut. Princess Pinattsu got pregnant. Nine months later she gave birth to a cashew nut. Tatsuo couldn’t live with it and left Princess Pinattsu. Pinattsu gave her cashew nut up for adoption and began drinking. She is now admitted to psychiatric hospital.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">A “My-Dirty-Toilet” Production</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Written by Mr. Poo</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Photography by Mr. Poo </span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Dedicated to “Dennis the Ninja”</span></div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-41680270195203436932010-04-19T22:34:00.001+02:002010-04-19T22:35:06.042+02:00iPoo<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">I do, You do, We do, iPoo</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuvFz_7_TAH1BLtZ9TtcMZSbb1XOdELsuvACtBpO1Why-8hKVmybcb5ybCNGh81-jP86OrjMEgw1T-DpW5fIJVRHhiRvO1i_viA86awFy6xYGEEswJHVZEElVWBr01vynvSd6YzW_rt4Ud/s1600/iPoo.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuvFz_7_TAH1BLtZ9TtcMZSbb1XOdELsuvACtBpO1Why-8hKVmybcb5ybCNGh81-jP86OrjMEgw1T-DpW5fIJVRHhiRvO1i_viA86awFy6xYGEEswJHVZEElVWBr01vynvSd6YzW_rt4Ud/s320/iPoo.JPG" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">How much time do you spend on the toilet in a lifetime? Let’s say you spend average 15 minutes on a daily basis. That’s 5475 minutes or 91 hours a year. In 70 years you spend 6387 hours on the toilet. That’s 266 days on the toilet during your life. If you’ll live to age 90, you’ll have spent an entire year on the toilet. And what are you doing while taking a dump? In my case, I’m looking into a door. And how exciting is that. Can’t imagine doing it 266 days in a lifetime.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZZmsPnRPjBgI3CLVY5wJFMnFmsCXwwDUIjMYhYOjBGBIiI6VcYF9RODi1Kv2-VsN9ad7Lsq6H6fG_8Az64wc6VT26IW5VFXrET6nup8B1uy_J6JpgWYTnog5de0QcF3axP3-LKoNtITor/s1600/iPoo+Features.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZZmsPnRPjBgI3CLVY5wJFMnFmsCXwwDUIjMYhYOjBGBIiI6VcYF9RODi1Kv2-VsN9ad7Lsq6H6fG_8Az64wc6VT26IW5VFXrET6nup8B1uy_J6JpgWYTnog5de0QcF3axP3-LKoNtITor/s320/iPoo+Features.jpg" width="214" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">There is good news for you who own an iPhone. Get iPoo on your iPhone and you have something to do, while sitting on the toilet and poo.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">iPoo application is a social community that will connect you with other Pooers who are taking a dump around the world.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>How to get started</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Just download the iPoo application and get yourself a profile, I mean poofile. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3DQAf8kKLWNctA0xOLP8RFlDHEncbxRmAobokJ8ZEBoot76vzJx2AXsh4YGJn6ILiSYfOUlfSnWjL3AI7ZQSAsNOLeiRgm2Dgzvr3cIGunsxrdbGDPgqlBCY6Y4YWi6XMZPvJnMRj8iNW/s1600/iPoo+Stats.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3DQAf8kKLWNctA0xOLP8RFlDHEncbxRmAobokJ8ZEBoot76vzJx2AXsh4YGJn6ILiSYfOUlfSnWjL3AI7ZQSAsNOLeiRgm2Dgzvr3cIGunsxrdbGDPgqlBCY6Y4YWi6XMZPvJnMRj8iNW/s320/iPoo+Stats.jpg" width="214" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Now you can create messages and drawings on your virtual stall and share it with other Pooers who takes a dump in your stall.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">With The “Stats” you can see how many people poo, how many squares toilet paper has been flushed, how many liters water has been flushed and much more.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Draw graffiti with your finger in your virtual stall.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Share your photos on the “Poo Stream” with other pooers around the world</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">This and many other features will keep you busy while you are dropping a deuce. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">You can get your own iPoo apps at</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/ipoo-bored-while-you-poo/id328031733?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D6">iTunes</a>, <a href="http://www.ipoonow.com/">ipoonow</a> and <a href="http://appshopper.com/social-networking/ipoo-bored-while-you-poo">AppShopper</a> </div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-30618509118486808182010-04-12T21:05:00.003+02:002010-06-22T15:49:27.158+02:00How to survive a tiresome business meeting<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG0e_fqXKkmjJVKW0CS0eWY0smqhxQxKz6uCk-QqK6806m4VvzPExMZ40lGGwToDS4qybtH8PBpmw5_0Zu8C7Zt5YLlCR2nzoIB5YHcfGwI0aeUPC1TR8dkkLMi6xN3NmvO9D_CYoDlAaN/s1600/Bullshit+Button+x+3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG0e_fqXKkmjJVKW0CS0eWY0smqhxQxKz6uCk-QqK6806m4VvzPExMZ40lGGwToDS4qybtH8PBpmw5_0Zu8C7Zt5YLlCR2nzoIB5YHcfGwI0aeUPC1TR8dkkLMi6xN3NmvO9D_CYoDlAaN/s320/Bullshit+Button+x+3.jpg" /></a></div>Tiered of long dreary business meetings at work? They can be so tiresome, it’s hard to keep your eyes open and if somebody asks you a question, you can’t answer it, because your mind is already at home on your couch. To avoid such unpleasant situations, use the talking buzzers. Just place them under the table and press them when you have to answer any question. The “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Gemmy-Bullsh-t-Button/dp/B000L70MQO?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Bullshit Button</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000L70MQO" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />” exclaims 5 phrases with the word “Bullshit”. The “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/fart-alert-Fart-Alert-Button/dp/B000TXZUJO?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Fart alert Button</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000TXZUJO" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />” gives a disgusting sound of a fart followed by 13 different responses. The “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Staples-Talking-EASY-BUTTON/dp/B000JMXXU8?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Easy Button</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000JMXXU8" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />” says “That was easy”.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Mr. Smith did make the test and used the buttons on his meeting. And here is the result:</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Manager; <i>“Good morning, everyone. If we are all here, let's start the meeting. I've called this meeting in order to…..”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“Mr. Smith, would you mind taking notes today?”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“Warning, Warning, Bullshit alert!”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“I didn't catch that. Could you repeat that, please?”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“-FART- Woops, that one just slipped out”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“Mr. Smith, have you completed the report on the new accounting package?”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“That was bullshit!”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“I don't see what you mean. Could we have some more details, please?”</i></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“-FART- Ooh, I think I messed myself”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“Mr. Smith, can you tell us how the BTNR project is progressing?”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“Oh come on now, that aint even bullshit, that’s horseshit!”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“Could you explain to me how that is going to work?”</i></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“-FART- Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark!”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“I'm afraid that's outside the scope of this meeting.”</i></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“-QUIET FART- Ooh! Silent but violent!”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“Has anyone else got anything to contribute?”</i></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“-FART- Oh! See a doctor would ya!”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i><br />
</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“What do you think about this proposal?”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“Bullshit level def con 5!”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“That's not really why we're here today.”</i></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“-FART- Woh! Smells like something crawled up your butt and died!”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“You are going to get yourself fired!”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>“That was easy!”</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Evaluation of this test. I think it went quite well. Mr. Smith did manage to attend a meeting without opening his mouth and the debate had some interesting points. Mr. Smith is no longer working for this company.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Mr. Smith is a fictive person. No Mr. Smith nor any family members of Mr. Smith were harmed in the making of the test.<br />
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Get your button for the next meeting on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Gemmy-Bullsh-t-Button/dp/B000L70MQO?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000L70MQO" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> </div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-15337829951804308442010-04-03T20:56:00.000+02:002010-04-03T20:56:26.827+02:00LEGO Weapons<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFfF4umjs1hUWIbmaebUzQ1-K9zRsAftNw6MJFPTCuvf6dZWciG6YuJJDpuyj43e2QMuXs_nt7zj8oTvXfCPug9mlsPmvk5vLXq1kiAhp0hr7ck8uf2fluQcsKalonxu185SG39tzUpIUr/s1600/forbidden+lego.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFfF4umjs1hUWIbmaebUzQ1-K9zRsAftNw6MJFPTCuvf6dZWciG6YuJJDpuyj43e2QMuXs_nt7zj8oTvXfCPug9mlsPmvk5vLXq1kiAhp0hr7ck8uf2fluQcsKalonxu185SG39tzUpIUr/s200/forbidden+lego.jpg" width="170" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">What to do if your State or Country doesn’t allow you to carry firearms. Of course you need to protect your family from intruders. Here is my suggestion. Build an automatic gun out of LEGO. What you need are those books: “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Forbidden-Lego-Models-Parents-Against/dp/1593271379?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Forbidden Lego: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against!</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=1593271379" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />” and “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/WEAPONS-LEGO-LOVERS-Xubor/dp/3000260625?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Weapons for LEGO Lovers</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=3000260625" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />”.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The first book is written by Ulrik Pilegaard and Mike Dooley, both worked as designer for LEGO and specialized in LEGO Mindstorms and LEGO Technic. The book contains 5 instructions how to build a weapon out of LEGO bricks including an automatic gun with a 14 bricks magazine and a fire rate of 3-4 bricks per second.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTy-awbqWUWENDAuUkIy1h1fI4tSPoRK-uTOCjzUINC9oWqjpC2BcoYysJBt8Dth8SSQzi2M4FFKInl_dtGqvI3toEK2t-hW2__b2VKCUkn6u8Nn-aFFw_1MWESdpZjrUVIRaksd7fAjHx/s1600/Weapons+for+Lego+Lovers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTy-awbqWUWENDAuUkIy1h1fI4tSPoRK-uTOCjzUINC9oWqjpC2BcoYysJBt8Dth8SSQzi2M4FFKInl_dtGqvI3toEK2t-hW2__b2VKCUkn6u8Nn-aFFw_1MWESdpZjrUVIRaksd7fAjHx/s200/Weapons+for+Lego+Lovers.jpg" width="141" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The second book is written by the German designer Martin Hûdepohl aka Xubor. The first book was named “LEGO for Adults”, but LEGO forbid them using their trademark. That’s why there is a limited edition of 1050 copies available. The content in “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/WEAPONS-LEGO-LOVERS-Xubor/dp/3000260625?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Weapons for LEGO Lovers</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=3000260625" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />” is the same than the first book. It contains a construction manual for the Thriller Automatic and the Thriller Compact, two slide actions crossbow pistols.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">I’m not sure if you gonna scare a burglar out of your house with those weapons. The major damage the LEGO gun may cause him could be poking an eye out. But still, those LEGO constructions are not for kids, they are recommended for adults. And the bricks aren’t included, so it assumes that you have a large collection of LEGO bricks.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Have a look at the gun power of those weapons on the YouTube videos:<br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORcytA4BVjQ">Full Automatic Gun </a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9KleCswrGk">Slide Action LEGO Crossbow Pistol</a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCZQBjVDzHA">LEGO Catapult </a></div></div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-81197825498556805062010-03-23T22:42:00.015+01:002010-06-22T15:50:23.068+02:00Let´s play Texas Chainsaw Massacre<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Let’s play Texas Chainsaw Massacre</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI0_soHYhV7xAUUP2RDxLCNqQUUtgCTNMqXPhVgwvB2G7wvTIgBPJVEnzQVpjkgx-f7OCUmjTiAZIEcfRUe1evOIaRWBJY_pIoVBkngaRizzwhOvOt3oylqlW9kRbHW9Il4v_NCRybtaiK/s1600/Saw+is+familie+Mr.Poo.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI0_soHYhV7xAUUP2RDxLCNqQUUtgCTNMqXPhVgwvB2G7wvTIgBPJVEnzQVpjkgx-f7OCUmjTiAZIEcfRUe1evOIaRWBJY_pIoVBkngaRizzwhOvOt3oylqlW9kRbHW9Il4v_NCRybtaiK/s320/Saw+is+familie+Mr.Poo.JPG" /></a></div>The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, is one of the most famous slasher films ever and has significantly influenced the horror genre.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">For those who don’t know the movie, here is a brief summary.</div><span id="fullpost"><br />
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<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">Actually it’s a horror franchise consisting of six slascher movies. The first was released in 1974. Told shortly, is the movie about a cannibal family, “The Hewitt family” living out in the wilderness somewhere in Texas. It’s a kind of “Road Trip” movie. Some young people are traveling through Texas and of course they end up in the kitchen of family Hewitt where they are processed to chili and barbecue. One of the main characters, and the most famous, is Thomas Brown Hewitt, alias Leatherface, a mentally retarded family member, known for wearing a leather mask he’s making out of human skin by slicing off the face of the victims he has killed. In all six movies there is a lot of cutting, sawing and screaming. What do you expect from a movie with the title “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">You are a fan of horror and slasher movies, then I’m sure you’ve seen them all. So what’s next, you gonna ask yourself. You are looking forward to a new movie? Stop waiting and start playing. Have a little bit of “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” at work, at home and on the run.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">Let’s play Texas Chainsaw Massacre!</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">And here is a top 10 List of items you need, to play Texas Chainsaw Massacre anytime and anywhere.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span id="fullpost"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5w-Z9msgmfV_lqJ_x4hE3DQfQea9jvhxCqmNdVFwQ1fAcC_D2ywin7iopD_ypnxVJaexjFpWuGoB8orL8A9021krjvUojhIRp-SYyE7jcda0tlj6jfkF6w9tZZ5yFBW9s-nIO3TIu2X5n/s1600/Leatherface.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5w-Z9msgmfV_lqJ_x4hE3DQfQea9jvhxCqmNdVFwQ1fAcC_D2ywin7iopD_ypnxVJaexjFpWuGoB8orL8A9021krjvUojhIRp-SYyE7jcda0tlj6jfkF6w9tZZ5yFBW9s-nIO3TIu2X5n/s200/Leatherface.jpg" width="158" /></a></span></div><span id="fullpost"><b># 1 The Leatherface Mask</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">You can’t play Texas Chainsaw Massacre without wearing the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Party-America-Leatherface-Deluxe-Mask/dp/B000B91N6U?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Leatherface mask</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000B91N6U" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />. It doesn’t matter if you are at work, in the shopping center or in the waiting room at your dentist. If you feel like playing, wear the mask.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span id="fullpost"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisg_yWoWQQeUf-8S2KrAzQ2kHJBHpgdXEbkEF_nJiC5sb3nBx8hO5UnRzo2AI5X5XqfHyNMU9OD7GllayclknA0B70GuvlL1hnvKsEOn9KJAPywDbZ-YF4LOM25QbpxMzUG1iyK6LybPQy/s1600/chainsaw.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisg_yWoWQQeUf-8S2KrAzQ2kHJBHpgdXEbkEF_nJiC5sb3nBx8hO5UnRzo2AI5X5XqfHyNMU9OD7GllayclknA0B70GuvlL1hnvKsEOn9KJAPywDbZ-YF4LOM25QbpxMzUG1iyK6LybPQy/s200/chainsaw.jpg" width="141" /></a></span></div><span id="fullpost"><b>#2 The Chainsaw</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">No Texas Chainsaw without a chainsaw. This original <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Chainsaw-Massacre-Leatherface/dp/B000B91O5K?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Leatherface Chainsaw</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000B91O5K" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> Halloween prop is inclusive sound effect. So you don’t have to run around and say “Aeee..ae..ae..ae..ae..eehhhhh”. You sound like a fool when you are doing this.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span id="fullpost"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTl0LknPZb5Ruou3mFxMUwEgDpQRLtqetxIGD5sCGS1zd4TSq3hUy8y8vWstcyE7u3VlJxZv3qGsRzdy_TOp2ISFeqh1fGbz1D12J3D4UEw5bK2-_omwnpUK6lStIpH0RFFkA4jTlO3pjD/s1600/texas+chainsaw+massacre+screen+grab.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="166" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTl0LknPZb5Ruou3mFxMUwEgDpQRLtqetxIGD5sCGS1zd4TSq3hUy8y8vWstcyE7u3VlJxZv3qGsRzdy_TOp2ISFeqh1fGbz1D12J3D4UEw5bK2-_omwnpUK6lStIpH0RFFkA4jTlO3pjD/s200/texas+chainsaw+massacre+screen+grab.jpg" width="200" /></a></span></div><span id="fullpost"><b>#3 TCM screen grabs</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">This nice <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Cinema-Fear-Chainsaw-Massacre-LEATHERFACE/dp/B001EXV89E?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">screen grabs</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001EXV89E" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> shows Leatherface slaughtering one of his victims. It will make a nice decoration on the nightstand in your bedroom. Girls like this stuff. And you can play with it when your girlfriend has the menses. </span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span id="fullpost"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwGBAj4-dD50gZywzoV7saaIgbHRUrUw-ARqjjHr2WqCoohHK6GjGHDhmHBv8WswL1zrDrZcyXjW1hGWJKXrnoZOP_D6_DlplDU_FR2nx3XPDsWd2w82DyRbRwp5fGF-ts0Fn3v-IBrbmc/s1600/Leatherface+action+figure.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwGBAj4-dD50gZywzoV7saaIgbHRUrUw-ARqjjHr2WqCoohHK6GjGHDhmHBv8WswL1zrDrZcyXjW1hGWJKXrnoZOP_D6_DlplDU_FR2nx3XPDsWd2w82DyRbRwp5fGF-ts0Fn3v-IBrbmc/s200/Leatherface+action+figure.jpg" width="136" /></a></span></div><span id="fullpost"><b>#4 A Leatherface action figure</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">Actually there is a big variety of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Cult-Classics-Leatherface-Action-Figure/dp/B000K4X8O6?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Leatherface action figures</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000K4X8O6" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />. This is one of my favorite. You should always carry it with you, so you can play when you are bored, e.g. when you are waiting for the bus. Remember to wear the mask.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span id="fullpost"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm_QeGpi1PFqvTaRdIijBetGvkq7wHLmOQpjOuRSnUgiJZZfpaiZ702BfV9atINNutKzOLJRBVNpjWblHvWvnAMFgj_6WL2YcRUkN3pCJSsBO8_sGezNxg7NuLu30kxelon-LimFGEYD0I/s1600/The+Beginning+action+figure.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm_QeGpi1PFqvTaRdIijBetGvkq7wHLmOQpjOuRSnUgiJZZfpaiZ702BfV9atINNutKzOLJRBVNpjWblHvWvnAMFgj_6WL2YcRUkN3pCJSsBO8_sGezNxg7NuLu30kxelon-LimFGEYD0I/s200/The+Beginning+action+figure.jpg" width="200" /></a></span></div><span id="fullpost"><b>#5 TCM screen grabs from “The Beginning”</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">Here we got Leatherface, without mask, in process of preparing a barbecue. This <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre-Beginning-Action/dp/B000GQ0MU6?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">action figure</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000GQ0MU6" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> will look great on your desk at work. Play with it during lunchtime or take it with you to a boring meeting (or “meating” hahaha).</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span id="fullpost"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfvrgzt1dUVkE8KpCvn1GXsQCASdUWlALAeM4Gi12XWYJlN6UPPegPP9xKRVm5Y1z6hyphenhyphenFTIq6ZZ_SYj7vQZC133CBe_Fs4jqltZgGPfbGg2sBT2xFWC6DRW2PeJ_4eBCNgbEF5eQ45H8Q7/s1600/TCM+buffet+platter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfvrgzt1dUVkE8KpCvn1GXsQCASdUWlALAeM4Gi12XWYJlN6UPPegPP9xKRVm5Y1z6hyphenhyphenFTIq6ZZ_SYj7vQZC133CBe_Fs4jqltZgGPfbGg2sBT2xFWC6DRW2PeJ_4eBCNgbEF5eQ45H8Q7/s200/TCM+buffet+platter.jpg" width="200" /></a></span></div><span id="fullpost"><b>#6 The TCM Buffet Platter</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">Your parents in law come to stay or your wife invite some of her friends over for dinner. This sounds boring. Spice up your boring society with the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre-Buffet-Platter/dp/B000I90TBS?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Texas Chainsaw Buffet Platter</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000I90TBS" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />. Serve dinner on this platter, and let your guest be part in your funny game. You better wear the mask.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span id="fullpost"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPXSL_U707Bv56x5A5xmsHsjBCEuGEDcyAT54CuaFVoEuwBs1-RoYCkGwt38dA6CXUapiK30ZErADPGIHCzAvPzM7wj0z91iWC445-IROepvVRcoMVAIDfo2RVqS-K76w_PEIYhPKOG3uY/s1600/TCM+welcome+sign.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPXSL_U707Bv56x5A5xmsHsjBCEuGEDcyAT54CuaFVoEuwBs1-RoYCkGwt38dA6CXUapiK30ZErADPGIHCzAvPzM7wj0z91iWC445-IROepvVRcoMVAIDfo2RVqS-K76w_PEIYhPKOG3uY/s200/TCM+welcome+sign.jpg" width="200" /></a></span></div><span id="fullpost"><b>#7 TCM Welcome to Travis County Sign</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">And before your company arrives, you better place this <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chainsaw-Massacre-Welcome-Travis-Halloween/dp/B000ID88L2?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Texas Chainsaw Massacre sign</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000ID88L2" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> at the front door. The pointing hand will show your guests the way to the ultimate party. And I’m sure they will love to play with you.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span id="fullpost"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2jw1iBwBtBt77bUmMDxj_RvIAyDJ_95VqDE-Y5nd9u3QITtXuJp-vWRojqCs5hcfLkNAfV6hM7v2R2Fwhr3prRthmeAigNwdFb31CcRxksTbub7ShrspzB7Na_5BmJAjd8QKPi8J9lL87/s1600/Leatherface+glass+cup.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2jw1iBwBtBt77bUmMDxj_RvIAyDJ_95VqDE-Y5nd9u3QITtXuJp-vWRojqCs5hcfLkNAfV6hM7v2R2Fwhr3prRthmeAigNwdFb31CcRxksTbub7ShrspzB7Na_5BmJAjd8QKPi8J9lL87/s200/Leatherface+glass+cup.jpg" width="141" /></a></span></div><span id="fullpost"><b>#8 The Leatherface Chalice Glass Cup</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">And if you want your party (or your wife’s party) to be a completed masterpiece, you better serve red vine in those charming <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre-Leatherface-Chalice/dp/B000XEXASC?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Leatherface glass cups</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000XEXASC" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span id="fullpost"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK7jjmqVMo5IguiNnD4S7vErf_AUnwiTZAEljUF0Sq9DUA5Mj1KPXifQGoV46NREFiJ3ss7qUuuBvUOLQ0RDGrqN8XPRQQCO0TQCmVfTRQG3LnN8xDC07sjaBst6wiJ4pAxxqLHsNeVTmZ/s1600/Leatherface+Mini+Bust.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK7jjmqVMo5IguiNnD4S7vErf_AUnwiTZAEljUF0Sq9DUA5Mj1KPXifQGoV46NREFiJ3ss7qUuuBvUOLQ0RDGrqN8XPRQQCO0TQCmVfTRQG3LnN8xDC07sjaBst6wiJ4pAxxqLHsNeVTmZ/s200/Leatherface+Mini+Bust.jpg" width="166" /></a></span></div><span id="fullpost"><b>#9 TCM Leatherface Mini Bust</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">This gorgeous <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre-Leatherface-Mini-Bust/dp/B000MJ9ZGE?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Mini Bust</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000MJ9ZGE" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> of Leatherface will make a lovely table decoration on your dining table. You can decorate it with flowers and candles if your wife doesn’t like it.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span id="fullpost"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnsHUImxuXlDvLPZW2WnLvRqgYGfi_OkxNWmEHRezu9Qwplx-KaCW7pUsipR3f_8iihFBDaotG1-RbNk9Whj2841yRjF_DhtgOWvRv8nNFiWn7wanHjEYYDMURECF2HbCM2auj5KYLLsTZ/s1600/Sheriff+Hoyt+Action+Figure.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnsHUImxuXlDvLPZW2WnLvRqgYGfi_OkxNWmEHRezu9Qwplx-KaCW7pUsipR3f_8iihFBDaotG1-RbNk9Whj2841yRjF_DhtgOWvRv8nNFiWn7wanHjEYYDMURECF2HbCM2auj5KYLLsTZ/s200/Sheriff+Hoyt+Action+Figure.jpg" width="200" /></a></span></div><span id="fullpost"><b>#10 Sheriff Hoyt Action Figure</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">Last but not least, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Movie-Maniacs-Sheriff-Action-Figure/dp/B000246MAG?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Sheriff Hoyt</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000246MAG" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />. You can’t play Texas Chainsaw Massacre without Sheriff Hoyt. Actually it’s not Sheriff Hoyt, but Charlie Hewitt, Leatherface’s bigger brother, who killed Sheriff Hoyt and afterwards took on the identity of the sheriff.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span id="fullpost">All items seen on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&search-alias=aps&field-keywords=texas%20chainsaw%20massacre" target="_blank">Amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /></span></div><span id="fullpost"></span>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-357405801490596982010-03-13T18:53:00.000+01:002010-03-13T18:53:27.725+01:00Dog Doo Vacuum Cleaner<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHXDLiS6EeJna82oCSfz4OBNaAgL9Xs-2IU-xKvntKmLWnOCyi8-doU1jnGctn_AhYIVXNP0QrdN6efyGIrDyI7VLqdjnJx_qfxOjVtwHj2IZyFo9hyphenhyphenKHmoAJLGytu02gs-px_kx3vuf4d/s1600-h/Pet+Pooch+Power+System.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHXDLiS6EeJna82oCSfz4OBNaAgL9Xs-2IU-xKvntKmLWnOCyi8-doU1jnGctn_AhYIVXNP0QrdN6efyGIrDyI7VLqdjnJx_qfxOjVtwHj2IZyFo9hyphenhyphenKHmoAJLGytu02gs-px_kx3vuf4d/s200/Pet+Pooch+Power+System.jpg" width="93" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">It has been a while since we've had the topic dog shit. So lets talk about dog doo. All dog owners know how annoying it is to pick up the dog doo with those small plastic bags and then carry it around in your pocket. And when you forget to remove the bag, you will be unpleasantly surprised next time you put your hand into your pocket. “Pet Pooch Power System” is in my opinion one of the greatest inventions mankind has created. Call it by its name, the Dog Doo Vacuum Cleaner will make dog walking comfortable and delightful. This 120V cordless yard vacuum gathers pet waste and deposits it directly into a specially designed plastic bag for easy disposal. Get this amazing product including 10 biodegradable waste bags at <a href="http://www.frontgate.com/jump.jsp?item=40085&maincatcode=FG&subcatcode=null&itemID=25722&itemType=PRODUCT&prime=1&path=1%2C2%2C602%2C5376&iProductID=25722">Frontgate</a>.</div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-50751403790786486992010-02-27T12:25:00.002+01:002010-06-22T15:51:01.411+02:00The ususal suspects<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">It’s the guy with blood on his hands, the weird neighbor, the retarded from the trailer park or the psycho who wears lady clothes. I’m talking about the usual suspects in a murder case. I have seen them all; CSI Miami, CSI NY, CSI Las Vegas, Cold Case… And of course it’s the most suspicious looking guy who is guilty. That’s what they want you to believe. But at the end of the movie it turns out to be the nice family dad who is the killer. Why so? Otherwise the movie would end within 5 minutes. They want you to believe that it’s the most suspicious man, the guy with blood all over himself and the knife still in his hands, who is the murderer. Later the big surprise… oh my good, it’s not him, he’s innocent… it’s the babysitter, the teacher, the grandma… “I knew it’s him, I knew it from the beginning”. Yeah, sure you did. Remember it for the next season, then the surprise wont be that chilling.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">If there is a murder case in your neighborhood, you know how to avoid being suspected. Just be the most suspicious guy in the neighborhood. We learned that they later in the movie will be declared innocent.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Here are some items which might be helpful in attracting attention. You have to make sure that you are in the spotlight with dirty hands. Remember, the suspicious psycho will go free later on.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Start with the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Blood-Bath-Shower-Curtain/dp/B002KCQPAU?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Blood Bath Shower Curtain</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002KCQPAU" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />. In movies many people get murdered in the shower, remember the movie Psycho. These look very bloody and suspicious.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOLSOcTSIgk9qtAs4PAVDEChJUu2THGRs8j4LipT3fU5HugDgI9TzzYJZRyAFf-gzrN3XXmfssvkH1hYr2skJAdyBk0Qvcf9la5CdK-yGtQErjrA_-auyZ0q1LWEUZM85qW6Il8r3cXOfw/s1600-h/Blood+bath+shower+curtain.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOLSOcTSIgk9qtAs4PAVDEChJUu2THGRs8j4LipT3fU5HugDgI9TzzYJZRyAFf-gzrN3XXmfssvkH1hYr2skJAdyBk0Qvcf9la5CdK-yGtQErjrA_-auyZ0q1LWEUZM85qW6Il8r3cXOfw/s200/Blood+bath+shower+curtain.jpg" width="200" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi35TWLmxgD4JHyUI9IwlvNNoJN8lKCqklZ2lp5vCxN35lCzk73iSm0hHe5NO6tr-H7WtQrl2CRUKv3gs8bRNDukytEYrOUTKdKhgGxgEw8Ao1EVTCFfgb1EIVZAhF6KnhLo0wfGgNMAPGl/s1600-h/bloody+shower+curtain.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi35TWLmxgD4JHyUI9IwlvNNoJN8lKCqklZ2lp5vCxN35lCzk73iSm0hHe5NO6tr-H7WtQrl2CRUKv3gs8bRNDukytEYrOUTKdKhgGxgEw8Ao1EVTCFfgb1EIVZAhF6KnhLo0wfGgNMAPGl/s200/bloody+shower+curtain.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">A bloody shower curtain can’t go without a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bloody-Bath-Mat/dp/B002Z8FLR2?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Bloody Bath Mat</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002Z8FLR2" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">And now to the kitchen. The knife might be the murder weapon. You better get yourself a Bloody <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Fred-and-Friends-Evidence-Knife/dp/B001YHJ10S?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Evidence Knife</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001YHJ10S" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkL5Og7TrT9f25dzJoQp8rMJ8h2CWESf1-EsYQQYYXj9lgJ1MDPFWK_ZAXiFouIrFCduTK3rF4RlYU0WMIM15r1O34FlHDALcSIwn7OJpBb3IYRVWTQXiPm5vJ7kdWWvyB0BMPuihD3iAj/s1600-h/bloody+evidence+knife.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="103" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkL5Og7TrT9f25dzJoQp8rMJ8h2CWESf1-EsYQQYYXj9lgJ1MDPFWK_ZAXiFouIrFCduTK3rF4RlYU0WMIM15r1O34FlHDALcSIwn7OJpBb3IYRVWTQXiPm5vJ7kdWWvyB0BMPuihD3iAj/s200/bloody+evidence+knife.jpg" width="200" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSGWNNDzo319-fgal9Z2uwr8HZ4SR8_Kgo8WpZfFoBONWoPcrmAaYzBht2K0pMCWg3l8ZE_Z3LIF7FIqqptTc_tgDeYeoKZzKtoMm49nd9tjkePrVxf9WO4bbrGEG4Bccyl46ze2JpXnaF/s1600-h/bloody+chef+knife.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="130" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSGWNNDzo319-fgal9Z2uwr8HZ4SR8_Kgo8WpZfFoBONWoPcrmAaYzBht2K0pMCWg3l8ZE_Z3LIF7FIqqptTc_tgDeYeoKZzKtoMm49nd9tjkePrVxf9WO4bbrGEG4Bccyl46ze2JpXnaF/s200/bloody+chef+knife.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The living room must look like there has been a massacre. A <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Fun-World-Bloody-Hand-Tablecover/dp/B001BYH4WG?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Bloody Hand Tablecover</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001BYH4WG" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> will attract a lot of attention. On the window you can put those bloody <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Beistle-Company-01035-Halloween-Clings/dp/B001A1VLLK?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Halloween Clings</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001A1VLLK" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" />.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ2KuAOZTpCNmSp8fGKrDX8Y11-cYB-SFwYJJYabCmGoaTl8_XIvxEzk4wfqURjru7eg0TVofZak7Me6OlHWpywlBiadULoQ_otdI6T4WcFRM66R8jRueYojEHV8cpcb57P89JBVWQY6Hx/s1600-h/Bloody+Hand+Tablecover.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ2KuAOZTpCNmSp8fGKrDX8Y11-cYB-SFwYJJYabCmGoaTl8_XIvxEzk4wfqURjru7eg0TVofZak7Me6OlHWpywlBiadULoQ_otdI6T4WcFRM66R8jRueYojEHV8cpcb57P89JBVWQY6Hx/s200/Bloody+Hand+Tablecover.jpg" width="200" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNBtiDidlgYpZSd-gYtBQi1WMSY5CKbG4S-4B923VvqpQZi6HxXm9cPJRTDpytkI-t0n1Zs_0DpygHDmIeU0-IDPcXiK5TfLqC6FPTwFWx6a8oE7MEzilBRTh-PhZhsg57DJEuy318hbFt/s1600-h/Bloody+glass+clings.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNBtiDidlgYpZSd-gYtBQi1WMSY5CKbG4S-4B923VvqpQZi6HxXm9cPJRTDpytkI-t0n1Zs_0DpygHDmIeU0-IDPcXiK5TfLqC6FPTwFWx6a8oE7MEzilBRTh-PhZhsg57DJEuy318hbFt/s200/Bloody+glass+clings.jpg" width="135" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">That should be enough. Now you can relax. If the police check your house, you will look like a psycho freak and be regarded as the usual suspects. But you are safe, because everybody knows that the usual suspects will go free.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">All these items are found on Amazon. The links will guide you to the product.<br />
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<img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002KCQPAU" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=bil&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002KCQPAU" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=bil&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002KCQPAU" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> </div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-17856532305037713142010-02-20T16:21:00.001+01:002010-06-22T15:51:37.859+02:00Brainiac Sonic Grenade<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuWCjVrEhuliMNKGwikYSLCEaNpcJiFnRiMAi81PzgVX7BEOCV62UTJYC_-RFPkhyowqXKtAe3iq_yntSztoqg-eFGgzAZOjw16SuQ0rv6ZXJcwKwSYXVWj32c0PbEI1Ec-sPCPFduuYYB/s1600-h/Brainiac+Sonic+Grenade.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuWCjVrEhuliMNKGwikYSLCEaNpcJiFnRiMAi81PzgVX7BEOCV62UTJYC_-RFPkhyowqXKtAe3iq_yntSztoqg-eFGgzAZOjw16SuQ0rv6ZXJcwKwSYXVWj32c0PbEI1Ec-sPCPFduuYYB/s200/Brainiac+Sonic+Grenade.jpg" width="155" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">How often do you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock in the morning? I know, I know, you are not the only one. And when you have kids it’s much worse. When you finally get out of bed, it’s the kids turn. How often do you have to tell them to stand up? I’m sure it’s not done with once. And it is easier to revive a dead man than getting a teenager out of the bed early in the morning.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">With the Brainiac Sonic Grenade it’s over with teenage-morning-wakeup-stress. Just pull the pin, shout “FIRE IN THE HOLE” and throw it into your child’s room. After 20 seconds, it will emit an unbearably loud noise (speed of sound 770 mph) until the pin is found and replaced. And where is the pin? Of course you are keeping the pin, so the grenade will continue making this horrendously noise until your teenage-sleeping-beauty is getting up to get the pin.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Product page, <a href="http://www.gadgetpages.com/product.php?xProd=928">gadgetpages</a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dtoys&field-keywords=brainiac+sonic+grenade&x=0&y=0">amazon</a> </div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-87779188107331344962010-02-14T18:36:00.000+01:002010-02-14T18:36:07.945+01:00Meathead<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyAM1nsoNutClLg0ARpLqSQzvsdPd-N1JvW-iLHApC9uwEXVSH_n0vwMUuZSKAS7kGbKRxg3j6gbLTQQfHXaYDecwBTF0sD3ud5Sy7f22HQhwol5IzZjSZKweYyHOKdRrTLKSaogdpgz-7/s1600-h/Meathead4.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyAM1nsoNutClLg0ARpLqSQzvsdPd-N1JvW-iLHApC9uwEXVSH_n0vwMUuZSKAS7kGbKRxg3j6gbLTQQfHXaYDecwBTF0sD3ud5Sy7f22HQhwol5IzZjSZKweYyHOKdRrTLKSaogdpgz-7/s200/Meathead4.JPG" width="150" /></a>Have you ever looked forward to the weekend where you just wanna watch a good movie in telly, play X-box and drink some beer? But then your wife invited some of her friends, some of those boring people, who just gonna talk about their boring jobs, their investments, their retirement savings and their funeral plans.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">So how do you get rid of those people as quick as possible? The answer is; a horrifying dinner. Here is the recipe how to prepare a human meathead. And you might end up sitting in your couch watching telly and drinking beer. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9ZCgsr9I8hRX-k91n9su7xpAUoW_Q96SLXS3Lx2eIROHuUtFYDNqfrbtE6yq0BPL1GU1KwT0kPpjUjgM7jx31U0KLxL7otuWo5teJuuo8swbancJmOwUCN1a2aqqQapLyZ19e4fwGRNc_/s1600-h/Meathead1.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9ZCgsr9I8hRX-k91n9su7xpAUoW_Q96SLXS3Lx2eIROHuUtFYDNqfrbtE6yq0BPL1GU1KwT0kPpjUjgM7jx31U0KLxL7otuWo5teJuuo8swbancJmOwUCN1a2aqqQapLyZ19e4fwGRNc_/s200/Meathead1.JPG" width="200" /></a><b>Ingredients</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>The head:</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">2 pounds ground beef</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">1 cup milk</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">1 cup bread crumbs</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">1 cup finely chopped onions</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">2 cloves garlic minced</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">1 teaspoon salt</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd0HFofrCYkQ2osIloYAx-KJYxPPOa7NHdT_32bfsUvCesbEZwt8LOa7ZKvJaLON2zCnHXJ7Ipyi1qNB5TMNmUfSOw-AGQJvH6nEXzjtIkdFtJlfhcQ-GbZjfhAiTBF3uNofq-bxCaUgVL/s1600-h/Meathead2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd0HFofrCYkQ2osIloYAx-KJYxPPOa7NHdT_32bfsUvCesbEZwt8LOa7ZKvJaLON2zCnHXJ7Ipyi1qNB5TMNmUfSOw-AGQJvH6nEXzjtIkdFtJlfhcQ-GbZjfhAiTBF3uNofq-bxCaUgVL/s200/Meathead2.JPG" width="200" /></a>1 pinch pepper </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoYX50OLkAIi8FWXLzHEFwjMB4t9G1CjNI57z4f70ePYLNBdq1z_cQY2HDmD5U3VB-_Jy1-Sx3zr9HPdzCOgskrY7VvzenlSgdZiM8WiCgb9VldbrVJ_TwbC0JbHWZ8xrehFV9apgmP7AH/s1600-h/Meathead3.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoYX50OLkAIi8FWXLzHEFwjMB4t9G1CjNI57z4f70ePYLNBdq1z_cQY2HDmD5U3VB-_Jy1-Sx3zr9HPdzCOgskrY7VvzenlSgdZiM8WiCgb9VldbrVJ_TwbC0JbHWZ8xrehFV9apgmP7AH/s200/Meathead3.JPG" width="200" /></a>2 eggs, beaten</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">1 tablespoon Worchester sauce</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">3 tablespoon ketchup</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>The eyes:</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">2 small onions</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>The teeth:</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">1 large potato</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><i>The hairstyle:</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">6 slices bacon</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">In a large bowl, combine all ingredients for the head. Use your hands to mix until well blended. Peel the potato and carve the upper denture.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">How to sculpt the head. Place the denture potato on a baking tin. Form a ball out of the meat and place it on the potato, but let the teeth be visible. Now shape the face. It’s up to you how good you are at this job and how real and scary it will turn out to be. My meathead looked like a cartoon, and was more funny than scary. Press the small onions into the eyeholes and give him a nice hairstyle with the sliced bacon.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Bake for 1 hour in the preheated oven, or until the internal temperature of the head is 160 degrees F (72 degrees C). </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Serve with mashed potatoes. </div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-14316271946365528872010-02-05T21:49:00.000+01:002010-02-05T21:49:40.921+01:00Say it with doo<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Say it with Doo</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><i>A Poem by Mr.Poo</i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Don’t say it with flowers</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Your workmate has been sick for a while</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Lies in a hospital without a smile</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Mobbing did make him smoke crack</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Sending flowers won’t bring him back</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Let him know how much you care</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">With a doo card, empathy you will declare</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnVR2WhOGgHVMH3_yL-3tivs8OddVVK7WB-Oy2WkFMFZdVLbaEu5i3AaTWZHYEKYDes4IN0ev09W9qbnRkzjK7U-s3C99IJw7BNcp9MTydN6C7r57MG5-1biD6V9_rOoyoxo7djK9ugNgb/s1600-h/Doo+card+get+well+soon.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="222" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnVR2WhOGgHVMH3_yL-3tivs8OddVVK7WB-Oy2WkFMFZdVLbaEu5i3AaTWZHYEKYDes4IN0ev09W9qbnRkzjK7U-s3C99IJw7BNcp9MTydN6C7r57MG5-1biD6V9_rOoyoxo7djK9ugNgb/s320/Doo+card+get+well+soon.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Don’t say it with words</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Your sweetheart left you in anger</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Ran away with a Texas Ranger</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Now you want her back</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Just don’t get a panic attack</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Writing a letter you believe will be nice</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Sending a doo card is my advice</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnW5VFPa9XuCr4K9jm-rQBYJ-zu8rz9zTVXT46Ia6JKkT2AIkx4FB_Fbn_ZqBEGPpjDLDGtA5tGRAa0QBpYvC-5QC0bNHexzqlEBC_CrFo5u87dluNIUIBJ32EyoYknzLEX7wJ8tetuO-X/s1600-h/Doo+card+missing+you.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnW5VFPa9XuCr4K9jm-rQBYJ-zu8rz9zTVXT46Ia6JKkT2AIkx4FB_Fbn_ZqBEGPpjDLDGtA5tGRAa0QBpYvC-5QC0bNHexzqlEBC_CrFo5u87dluNIUIBJ32EyoYknzLEX7wJ8tetuO-X/s320/Doo+card+missing+you.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Don’t say it with candles</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Oh no, soon it’s valentine</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">You want it sweet like plum wine</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">A special surprise you need</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">And a very special indeed </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">She likes candle dinner in Peru</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">You better give her a card with doo</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Don’t say it with cake</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">It’s your friends’ birthday</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">You remember after days of delay</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Plagued by bad conscience</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Wanna get back the confidence</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">A cake he will throw into the front yard </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">So you better send him a doo card</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">These doo cards and many more doo cards are available at <a href="http://www.prankplace.com/subcategory.aspx?d=Doo-Cards&c=54">PrankPlace </a></div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-24949543783564052332010-01-30T14:13:00.003+01:002010-03-16T22:09:23.707+01:00How to feed your kids<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Build a Meal</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">”Don’t play with your food!” All parents know this sentence. But they also know the mission impossible getting kids to eat their veggies. But this mission can be completed with <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Urban-Trend-Build-Construction-Zone-Setting/dp/B0036ZBO9W?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Build-a-Meal</a>. You just need to camouflage the vegetables in a game. Don’t tell your kids not to play with food. Let them have fun with the veggies.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjlNvah_CUo_hPqZRsJv4F074TcEcVVSX43ZIDTM54K630QEomHcYbP6TIAJx8t6bnZbhwgGaxEDwIBaFuzSB2CnMXF8EWa5X6nbPcSXk-zibfpF9ewinaXS9wYRLcw8rLTQeua8lpSVqN/s1600-h/build+a+meal.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="172" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjlNvah_CUo_hPqZRsJv4F074TcEcVVSX43ZIDTM54K630QEomHcYbP6TIAJx8t6bnZbhwgGaxEDwIBaFuzSB2CnMXF8EWa5X6nbPcSXk-zibfpF9ewinaXS9wYRLcw8rLTQeua8lpSVqN/s320/build+a+meal.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Let your kids pretend that they are site managers of a large construction site and eating vegetables will become a fun game. You can help your kid coming up with funny games. Here are some suggestions, how eating veggies will become fun for your kids.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Suggestion # 1 </b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The Mayor is planning to build a large shopping center outside the town. To make way for the shopping center, a nature reserve has to be flattened. The bulldozer has to flatten the whole forest, in this case it’s Broccoli. The trees (Broccoli) will now be lifted by the crane to the Incineration plant (the kid’s stomach). </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Suggestion # 2 </b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">A car bomb has left a big hole in the pavement. The explosion did rupture a big hole in the sewer pipe and left a big sea filled with sewer soup. Now the soup has to be pumped out of the hole. That’s how you get your kid to eat a soup. Afterwards the hole has to be filled with cement (mashed potatoes). But the mafia did dispose a body in the wet cement (The body can be a sausage you put into the mashed potatoes). Now the cement has to be removed again to dig out the body.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">And that’s how you get your kid to eat broccoli, soup, mashed potatoes inclusive a dead body, sorry I mean sausage.<br />
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You can get Build-a-Meal for your kids on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Urban-Trend-Build-Construction-Zone-Setting/dp/B0036ZBO9W?ie=UTF8&tag=mydirtytoilet-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Amazon</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mydirtytoilet-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0036ZBO9W" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /> and <a href="http://www.urbantrendhk.com/product_info.php?ProductId=10-303&PHPSESSID=65e0ec9e0da30e4cb156749868521af2" target="_blank">Urban Trend</a> </div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-28466499105286789442010-01-23T17:03:00.001+01:002010-01-23T17:05:40.495+01:00The Brain swap<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Is it possible to swap brains between a walnut and a peanut? This question plagues Dr nuts for years and he can’t rest until he gets an answer. He got two volunteers to help in the experiment. Peanut, a compulsive gambler, and walnut a philosophy student. Two nutheads, willing to do anything for money.<br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">The cranium is opened and the brain exposed<br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">The brain transplant is performed by Dr. Nuts without unnecessary assistance.<br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">The transplant is completed. Dr. Nuts is satisfied with the outcome.<br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Dr Nuts has been forcibly hospitalized in a psychiatric hospital. He is accused of performing a medical examination without a medical certification and convicted of involuntary nut slaughter. Welcome to the nuthouse doctor.<br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Walnut was ostracized from his family because he was behaving like a peanut. He suffers from psychotic anxiety and paranoia. His greatest fear is ending up as peanut butter.<br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Peanut died of his injuries a few minutes after the transplant. His family could hardly identify the corpse. <br />
</div>Mr.Poohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15823253077898086755noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1538397228372890369.post-76682308284056241042010-01-17T16:16:00.006+01:002010-03-16T22:11:59.136+01:00Five little dudes willing to die for you!<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">This poem is dedicated to five little dudes, to be honored for their courageous selfless actions, just to make your life more comfortable.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Five little dudes willing to die for you!</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwvz7x7quwvUFvVIBEmyFFq9pY5P4CexgmeY65cFDrV-Ruq6BlaqAgdNuumzNbgpOTN-_klo-_c13u6_tk1RYhogTDxZ4HDAYInH20IztL1U1FdWixikQXTP-zAb5GubZ1algoMolC70gt/s1600-h/Dead+Mark.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwvz7x7quwvUFvVIBEmyFFq9pY5P4CexgmeY65cFDrV-Ruq6BlaqAgdNuumzNbgpOTN-_klo-_c13u6_tk1RYhogTDxZ4HDAYInH20IztL1U1FdWixikQXTP-zAb5GubZ1algoMolC70gt/s320/Dead+Mark.jpg" /></a></div>It happened in the central park</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Here the life ended for little mark</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Because you couldn’t remember the page</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Mark had to leave the stage</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Now he is flat like a pancake</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Just because you needed a break.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWjsd_ikns7pwo_nKHkN_VHQH1StZcXcCO07Kfe4R389cr78vGpvhPiS-EGTvzr690GFFNQWfs8R8Y4CpNYnEI3AbKy5pU-TU76GaPtkt_UvzDXIjxwYxo8AqE-Rcg26DGPFoB5dJm-NbY/s1600-h/Splat+Stan.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWjsd_ikns7pwo_nKHkN_VHQH1StZcXcCO07Kfe4R389cr78vGpvhPiS-EGTvzr690GFFNQWfs8R8Y4CpNYnEI3AbKy5pU-TU76GaPtkt_UvzDXIjxwYxo8AqE-Rcg26DGPFoB5dJm-NbY/s320/Splat+Stan.jpg" /></a></div>It happened on the coffee table</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Where Stan’s life ended so miserable</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The table coaster you forgot</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">So Stan threw himself to this spot</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">And now he is a splat</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">This is nothing to laugh at</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-Bog0d9LAyIk8KVsatM4BDIESckFa-h3x3RYYM6LNlItoqYAtxIzMq_5YpqH0PzJsveGvvzAo9lUMxE1zvJUUwQavoJ3qYGzEYbo4SJp7F1djhexW-U5-T6dk0sy2FBOZxP9xO6onA2pb/s1600-h/Dead+Fred.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-Bog0d9LAyIk8KVsatM4BDIESckFa-h3x3RYYM6LNlItoqYAtxIzMq_5YpqH0PzJsveGvvzAo9lUMxE1zvJUUwQavoJ3qYGzEYbo4SJp7F1djhexW-U5-T6dk0sy2FBOZxP9xO6onA2pb/s320/Dead+Fred.jpg" /></a></div>It happened on the office desk</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">To die like that is almost grotesque</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The penholder on the desk you couldn’t locate</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">In the wrong place at the wrong time Fred did wait</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">You saw Fred as an opportunity </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">And poor Fred had no immunity</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLyawy6ihoqxW9Sasz8yD0dyHM3y3egxl5Rg6F5iY5KDd69NkyqgG7t28dD0Bq2qiy5ftmQ4R4WBXt7Ks20GQyqYwEeuPujpm4s_Y7GIEDQMHd5Wo6sJjrFL66cgMtfkZjuQbWllUO9XZL/s1600-h/Stress+Paul.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLyawy6ihoqxW9Sasz8yD0dyHM3y3egxl5Rg6F5iY5KDd69NkyqgG7t28dD0Bq2qiy5ftmQ4R4WBXt7Ks20GQyqYwEeuPujpm4s_Y7GIEDQMHd5Wo6sJjrFL66cgMtfkZjuQbWllUO9XZL/s320/Stress+Paul.jpg" /></a></div>It happened at work</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Your boss has gone berserk</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Under pressure you needed stress relief</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">At that moment Paul lost his belief </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">He immediately turned purplish blue </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">What a torture to go through<br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Kids always want to play with daddy’s toys. And when Daddy is playing with his handgun, junior also wanna play with it. Because small children put everything in their mouth, it’s too dangerous to let them play with handguns. And they are crying if they don’t get the same toy as daddy’s toy. But the problem can be solved. You need a chocolate gun and of course chocolate bullets, because it’s not that easy to fool a 3 year old.<br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">At <a href="http://chocolateweapons.com/" target="_blank">chocolateweapons.com</a> you can get chocolate guns, bullets and grenades. And for the Lady of the house you might get some Chocolate Peanut Butter Filled 12 Gauge Shotgun Shells. Don’t let your kids eat a whole gun or grenade before dinner, it will spoil the appetite.<br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Of course it’s not just for kids. All gun and chocolate lovers will love it. The ultimate chocolate gift for all gun lovers and an extraordinary gun gift for all chocolate lovers.<br />
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