LEGO Weapons

What to do if your State or Country doesn’t allow you to carry firearms. Of course you need to protect your family from intruders. Here is my suggestion. Build an automatic gun out of LEGO. What you need are those books: “Forbidden Lego: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against!” and “Weapons for LEGO Lovers”.

The first book is written by Ulrik Pilegaard and Mike Dooley, both worked as designer for LEGO and specialized in LEGO Mindstorms and LEGO Technic. The book contains 5 instructions how to build a weapon out of LEGO bricks including an automatic gun with a 14 bricks magazine and a fire rate of 3-4 bricks per second.

The second book is written by the German designer Martin Hûdepohl aka Xubor. The first book was named “LEGO for Adults”, but LEGO forbid them using their trademark. That’s why there is a limited edition of 1050 copies available. The content in “Weapons for LEGO Lovers” is the same than the first book. It contains a construction manual for the Thriller Automatic and the Thriller Compact, two slide actions crossbow pistols.

I’m not sure if you gonna scare a burglar out of your house with those weapons. The major damage the LEGO gun may cause him could be poking an eye out. But still, those LEGO constructions are not for kids, they are recommended for adults. And the bricks aren’t included, so it assumes that you have a large collection of LEGO bricks.

Have a look at the gun power of those weapons on the YouTube videos:

Full Automatic Gun

Slide Action LEGO Crossbow Pistol

LEGO Catapult

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Chocolate Weapons

Kids always want to play with daddy’s toys. And when Daddy is playing with his handgun, junior also wanna play with it. Because small children put everything in their mouth, it’s too dangerous to let them play with handguns. And they are crying if they don’t get the same toy as daddy’s toy. But the problem can be solved. You need a chocolate gun and of course chocolate bullets, because it’s not that easy to fool a 3 year old.

At chocolateweapons.com you can get chocolate guns, bullets and grenades. And for the Lady of the house you might get some Chocolate Peanut Butter Filled 12 Gauge Shotgun Shells. Don’t let your kids eat a whole gun or grenade before dinner, it will spoil the appetite.

Of course it’s not just for kids. All gun and chocolate lovers will love it. The ultimate chocolate gift for all gun lovers and an extraordinary gun gift for all chocolate lovers.

Source: chocolateweapons.com

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X-mas Declarations

Today’s xmas special on “Get armed”

Would you let Santa Claus into your house? Of course you would. Let me ask a different way. Imagine its summer, and you don’t expect Santa to come. A stranger is knocking at your door. He looks like a hobo, but in the red coat he might be a flasher. With a big sack on his back he’s coming straight from your neighbor’s house and now he’s asking your kids to sit on his lap, telling them, if they behave, he got something for them. Yeah, now it looks quite different. The best way to guarantee protection from strangers in red coats is to let them know that you are armed. What better way doing it than with Christmas decoration grenades. Order a set of xmas grenades at Suck.uk and you will make a contribution to Ctrl.Alt.Shift, an experimental initiative of activists fighting for social justice and global change.

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The Gun T-shirt

It’s a wonderful day. The sun is shining, you got a promotion at your job and you are going on holiday tomorrow. You just need to withdraw some money at your local bank and you are ready to celebrate that perfect day. You enter the bank and in that moment you are knocked down with a full body attack by the security guy. You find yourself lying with your face pressed into the floor and a 200 pound heavy security guy kneeling on your back.

Why did this wonderful day end that terrible?

Answer: You are a dumbass moron. You can’t put on your Atypyk Gun-T-shirt, and walk into a bank and presume that the security guy likes your T-shirt design. I know, you just love this T-shirt so much, but it might not be appropriate for any occasion.

Source: atypyk-e-shop

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Get Armed

Get Armed

Do you feel safe in your home?

Do you check your doors and windows before going to bed?

You may even look under your bed, in the shower and in the wardrobe before going to sleep.

If you can't feel safe at home, where can you feel safe?

To help you stay safe at home and protect your home from intruders, Mr. Poo collected a bunch of self defense items. And you don’t need any weapon permit. They are daily items and beside the defense part they got a second use.

Don’t be a target. You can protect yourself, your loved ones and your belongings.

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Soap Knuckles

Rule #1 in prison; “don’t drop the soap!” Why? Because, while you bend down, fumbling after the slippery soap, with your naked butt upside, beckon for attention, you might put yourself in a seductive position for other prisoners. This might lead to a painful and embarrassing experience. That’s why you have to protect yourself in a community shower. With the soap knuckles, you can avoid unpleasant incidents. With the soap knuckle you got a good grip and it won’t slip out of your hand. And in case of any attack, you are armed too. Get a soap knuckle at spydesign before entering any community shower. If you like the soap knuckles, you might also like the soap grenades and the soap gun.

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Tea set guns

Old ladies and guns do not belong together! You are wrong. Do not underestimate your granny, she might be armed. Have a look at this nice tea set. If you want some respect at your granny’s next tea party then decorate the tea table with hand painted Walther PPK porcelain guns. This might avoid any disrespectful freaking out behavior at granny’s party. The artist of these guns, Yvonne Lee Shultz, has a variety of designs on her own website. So have a look and find the right gun for your granny’s tea set. And if your granny like hand crafted crochet work, she might love these hand crafted guns designed by the Swedish artist Inger Carina. Next time you enter an old ladies house, Keep your guard up, she might be armed.

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Gun Soap

Do you feel safe in the shower? If you have seen Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, you know you can’t be safe in the shower. Protect yourself and get armed with the Gun Soap. This gun look so real, the psycho freak won’t see its just soap. But make sure it doesn’t get wet. It might loose shape, and a sagging gun with soap bubbles isn’t that terrifying. You can get the black gun at etsy. The feminine gun in pink is available at uptoyoutoronto.
Like the “hand grenade soap”, you shouldn’t take the soap with you in a plane, the airport security scanner can’t see its just soap.

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Salt And Pepper Gun Shakers

Are you tired off your mother-in-law always complaining about your food? “Too much salt, not enough pepper…?” Be a man and put a stop on this annoying behavior. But do it in a cool way, so she won’t forget. Do it like Dirty Harry. Do it with your new salt and pepper handguns. Wait till she tastes your food, and just before she opens her mouth to say something annoying, you pull your salt and pepper gun and shout: “I know what you're thinking. Did he put too much salt or non pepper?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a M1911 pepper gun, the most powerful pepper gun in the world, and would blow your throat clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” So get this set of guns at www.play.com or Amazon before it’s too late.

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Hand grenade soap

Protect your home, you never know when the bad guys enter your castle. Even in the shower you should be armed. What better way to protect yourself than going to bath with a hand grenade. You don’t need a real hand grenade. Get a soap hand grenade. When the bad gay enters the bathroom, just throw the soap after him. Before he will recognize its just soap, he will soil himself and run out of town. The soap hand grenades are available in different colors at Etsy.

Warning. Never throw a pink hand grenade soap after the bad guys, the shock effect might get lost. Never take a hand grenade soap with you in a plane, the airport security scanner can’t see its just soap.

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Gun lamp

After getting rid of the Ice cube bullets you need to hide the Kalashnikov AK47. Just paint it golden and put a lamp shade on it. Nobody will ever spot the AK 47. How it will look like, the designer Philippe Stark proofed by his Gun Table Lamp. It’s not a real gun, but an aluminum body plated with 18K gold. Available at Utility and Amazon. Have also a look at the Gun Bedside Lamp and the Gun Floor Lamp


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AK-47 Ice Cubes

A body was found, lying in a puddle of water and bullet holes in the chest. But no bullets were found. What happened? He was shot with Ice Bullets. With the AK-47 Bullet Ice Cube Tray every housewife and freetime hitman can make ice cube bullets on her own. And how do you get rid of the evidence? Just serve some ice cold drinks. Available at Amazon and Find me a gift.

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Fisticup

This cup isn’t just for the Mafia. Everybody should be armed with a Fisticup. Be prepared for any attack, even during your coffee break. This ceramic mug with the steely knuckle handle is designed by Jean Cristophe Karich and available at worldwidefred. Is your morning brewing the type of coffee that tastes like a punch in the face? Then get the Fisticup and warn the people around you, that this coffee will knock you out.

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