The Zombie Safety Guide

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There are safety guidelines for almost every occasion, every place and all electric tools. There are safety guides on workplaces, in public places and even on your micro wave. It’s for your own safety, to avoid accidents and to be aware of dangers that can cause injury or even death.

But have you ever seen a “Zombie Safety Guide” in any public place? Do you have a “Zombie Safety Guide” at your home or at your workplace? Now you might think, a zombie safety guide, is that really necessary.
Imagine, you are at your workplace and suddenly a mob of zombies are entering the room. You are looking at the safety guide, and it tells you “When lifting, keep your back straight”. Yeah right, it won’t help you much, and if a zombie crunch into your neck, you don’t have to care about your back anyway.

That’s why Mr. Poo created this unique Safety Guide. Print and laminate it, and hang it at your workplace. They might think it’s a joke, but after the next zombie outbreak, they will thank you for this safety guide.
The “Zombie Safety Guide” will also make an excellent gag gift.

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Leah October 26, 2009 at 11:49 AM  

This is indeed a funny, weird blog, keep up the great work! (celebicepop from Blogcatalog cartoon thread)

Farila October 26, 2009 at 5:35 PM  

Where do you find these LOL...
and thanks for your praise of my blog.

Sorcerer November 1, 2009 at 2:21 PM  


*bows down...

Man!! Awesome blog! November 2, 2009 at 12:35 AM  

Your a very sick person, and I love it. I always leave here laughing. From meat toilets to now this important poster on Zombie Safety.

Keep the crab flowing ;-)

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