Addiction to Freddy Krueger

When your addiction to Freddy Krueger is destroying your life


Which group of people do you belong to?

a. Freddy Krueger??? Who the f#*k is Freddy Krueger?
b. I have seen all the movies… awesome!
c. I have all the movies on blue-ray… awesome!
d. Wanna see my Freddy Krueger action figure collection?
e. I am Freddy Krueger!

If you think you belong to group e, and your name is not Robert Englund, then you have certainly a problem. Make the test below and see if your life is running out off track. If you can see yourself in five of the ten portrayals, you might destroy your life.

1. Your girlfriend is called Scarface because you refuse to take off your Freddy Krueger glove in bed.

2. Entering the bank with the Freddy Krueger mask was a bad idea. Telling the lady at the counter, you are her worst nightmare, brought you in a precarious situation.

3. Your Family Planning is on standby after you cut your wiener on your Freddy Krueger Belt Buckle Claw.

4. Your wedding planning ended in a disagreement. You insisted to serve the wine in your Freddy Krueger Punch Bowl and Freddy Krueger Chalice Glasses.

5. You didn’t get the job as a Kindergarten teacher? Hmmm… Maybe they didn’t like the “You’re Mine Now Piggy” Freddy Krueger T-shirt.

6. So your girlfriend refused going out with you on Valentines day, just because you insist on her wearing the sexy Freddy Krueger outfit you gave her… unbelievable!

7. You believe wearing your Freddy Krueger Nike Dunk will keep you from sleepwalking. You were found naked in the park wearing your Nikes and singing “One, two, Freddy’s coming for you”

8. Your 6 year old daughter can’t sleep because of nightmares. Maybe you should let her play with Barbie’s instead of Freddy Krueger Action figures.

9. You tried to solve your daughters sleep disorder by placing a life sized Freddy Krueger cardboard standup in her room and telling her “This man gonna protect you in your dreams”.

10. Your wife loves romantic surprises. On your wedding anniversary you surprised her with a poem. You thought the Freddy Krueger rhyme is a romantic poem for a girl.

“And now a question to a real Freddy Krueger maniac; “Is A Nightmare on Elmstreet without Robert Englund a real Nightmare on Elmstreet?”

4 comments:

санжог May 10, 2010 at 8:54 PM  

Hey buddy, you got too much time on your hand, I still wonder how the hell do you find this stuff.

BTW that sexy kruger outfit for the girl friend is really sexy.

Being and Quirkiness May 16, 2010 at 5:52 PM  

Freddy Krueger is alive and well. He lives in France.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDUSo9SEhok

Mr.Poo May 16, 2010 at 7:48 PM  

Thats Jason, not Freddy. But cool link anyway :)

W70 October 17, 2010 at 5:41 AM  

Many thanks for posting my Freddy Krueger 'You're mine know little piggy' shirt design.

Stay Crispy,

W70
www.wseventy.wordpress.com

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