Give some Poo

Looking for some shit for your sweetheart? It’s her birthday, anniversary or you want to surprise her at Valentine. Then give the lady you love a pair of earrings made out of poo. Not any kind of poo, but koala poo. “Koala Poo Earrings” are the perfect jewelry to frame your sweethearts face, be it oval, round or square. And where can I get this piece of shit?
Its available at “The True Blue Roo Poo Company”.


And if you are looking for more shit, maybe some shit for your boss, then don’t buy the same bullshit like your workmates. Send a “Kangaroo Poo Paperweight”. Of cause you wanna be remembered at the next promotion. Also available at “The True Blue Roo Poo Company”


And there’s more shit. A Tasmanian Devil Poo Paperweight will make a perfect gift at father’s day. Unfortunately there is just one Devil. His name is Dennis and he produces poo to make 5 paperweights a week. So order in good time as there may be a waiting period while Dennis gets his shit together.

Have a look at “The True Blue Roo Poo Company”, you might find some more shit for any occasion.