Chocolate Weapons

Kids always want to play with daddy’s toys. And when Daddy is playing with his handgun, junior also wanna play with it. Because small children put everything in their mouth, it’s too dangerous to let them play with handguns. And they are crying if they don’t get the same toy as daddy’s toy. But the problem can be solved. You need a chocolate gun and of course chocolate bullets, because it’s not that easy to fool a 3 year old.
At you can get chocolate guns, bullets and grenades. And for the Lady of the house you might get some Chocolate Peanut Butter Filled 12 Gauge Shotgun Shells. Don’t let your kids eat a whole gun or grenade before dinner, it will spoil the appetite.
Of course it’s not just for kids. All gun and chocolate lovers will love it. The ultimate chocolate gift for all gun lovers and an extraordinary gun gift for all chocolate lovers.


Farila January 10, 2010 at 4:38 AM  

I have always enjoyed your posts but I have to say this is very stupid idea and I strongly disagree with this.

We have to teach children not to put bad harmful things in mouth and if chocolates are made in stupid weapons shape it would not only create a love for weapon in the subconscious mind of the child but also make them feel comfortable chewing a weapon.

санжог January 10, 2010 at 7:46 AM  

Freeze or I'll give your diabetes, and or you might fall in love with me.

OH wait wait, don't eat my gun!! noooooo.

imagine cops carrying this kind of guns. He'd be like hurry up start eating my gun's melting.

conditional cognition January 10, 2010 at 11:48 AM  

I wouldn't mind being assaulted with one of those tasty weapons. I'd say, "Hit me with your best shot!"

Mr.Poo January 11, 2010 at 9:40 PM  

Dear Farida

It was pure sarcasm the part with the kids. Of course we shouldn’t teach our kids to put weapons in the mouth. I agree with you, that we have to teach our kids to respect weapons and to know the danger of it. And the chocolate gun is not meant for kids, I don’t think somebody will use $29.99 and then let your kids eat it like a chocolate bar:) But it’s a funny gift for adults who love chocolate.

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And if you ween a toddler on chocolate guns, how do you get him from trying to bite down on his service revolver when he becomes a cop? Hmmmmmm????

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