Hand grenade soap

Protect your home, you never know when the bad guys enter your castle. Even in the shower you should be armed. What better way to protect yourself than going to bath with a hand grenade. You don’t need a real hand grenade. Get a soap hand grenade. When the bad gay enters the bathroom, just throw the soap after him. Before he will recognize its just soap, he will soil himself and run out of town. The soap hand grenades are available in different colors at Etsy.

Warning. Never throw a pink hand grenade soap after the bad guys, the shock effect might get lost. Never take a hand grenade soap with you in a plane, the airport security scanner can’t see its just soap.

1 comments:

Sarah September 3, 2009 at 11:22 PM  

omg you weren't kidding - they really do come in pink! lol!

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