X-mas Declarations

Today’s xmas special on “Get armed”
Would you let Santa Claus into your house? Of course you would. Let me ask a different way. Imagine its summer, and you don’t expect Santa to come. A stranger is knocking at your door. He looks like a hobo, but in the red coat he might be a flasher. With a big sack on his back he’s coming straight from your neighbor’s house and now he’s asking your kids to sit on his lap, telling them, if they behave, he got something for them. Yeah, now it looks quite different. The best way to guarantee protection from strangers in red coats is to let them know that you are armed. What better way doing it than with Christmas decoration grenades. Order a set of xmas grenades at Suck.uk and you will make a contribution to Ctrl.Alt.Shift, an experimental initiative of activists fighting for social justice and global change.

2 comments:

Farila December 19, 2009 at 1:23 PM  

After shitting all over the place now you are into blowing Santa into pieces.. Holy shit Mr.Poo.. what next? I can't wait to see your blogs. Post more often

Sorcerer December 30, 2009 at 2:59 PM  

poor santa..
but you have a point there
lol man!!

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