How to survive a tiresome business meeting

Tiered of long dreary business meetings at work? They can be so tiresome, it’s hard to keep your eyes open and if somebody asks you a question, you can’t answer it, because your mind is already at home on your couch. To avoid such unpleasant situations, use the talking buzzers. Just place them under the table and press them when you have to answer any question. The “Bullshit Button” exclaims 5 phrases with the word “Bullshit”. The “Fart alert Button” gives a disgusting sound of a fart followed by 13 different responses. The “Easy Button” says “That was easy”.

Mr. Smith did make the test and used the buttons on his meeting. And here is the result:

Manager; “Good morning, everyone. If we are all here, let's start the meeting. I've called this meeting in order to…..”

“Mr. Smith, would you mind taking notes today?”

“Warning, Warning, Bullshit alert!”

“I didn't catch that. Could you repeat that, please?”

“-FART- Woops, that one just slipped out”

“Mr. Smith, have you completed the report on the new accounting package?”

“That was bullshit!”

“I don't see what you mean. Could we have some more details, please?”

“-FART- Ooh, I think I messed myself”

“Mr. Smith, can you tell us how the BTNR project is progressing?”

“Oh come on now, that aint even bullshit, that’s horseshit!”

“Could you explain to me how that is going to work?”

“-FART- Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark!”

“I'm afraid that's outside the scope of this meeting.”

“-QUIET FART- Ooh! Silent but violent!”

“Has anyone else got anything to contribute?”

“-FART- Oh! See a doctor would ya!”

“What do you think about this proposal?”

“Bullshit level def con 5!”

“That's not really why we're here today.”

“-FART- Woh! Smells like something crawled up your butt and died!”

“You are going to get yourself fired!”

“That was easy!”

Evaluation of this test. I think it went quite well. Mr. Smith did manage to attend a meeting without opening his mouth and the debate had some interesting points. Mr. Smith is no longer working for this company.

Mr. Smith is a fictive person. No Mr. Smith nor any family members of Mr. Smith were harmed in the making of the test.

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