How to feed your kids

Build a Meal

”Don’t play with your food!” All parents know this sentence. But they also know the mission impossible getting kids to eat their veggies. But this mission can be completed with Build-a-Meal. You just need to camouflage the vegetables in a game. Don’t tell your kids not to play with food. Let them have fun with the veggies.
Let your kids pretend that they are site managers of a large construction site and eating vegetables will become a fun game. You can help your kid coming up with funny games. Here are some suggestions, how eating veggies will become fun for your kids.

Suggestion # 1
The Mayor is planning to build a large shopping center outside the town. To make way for the shopping center, a nature reserve has to be flattened. The bulldozer has to flatten the whole forest, in this case it’s Broccoli. The trees (Broccoli) will now be lifted by the crane to the Incineration plant (the kid’s stomach).

Suggestion # 2
A car bomb has left a big hole in the pavement. The explosion did rupture a big hole in the sewer pipe and left a big sea filled with sewer soup. Now the soup has to be pumped out of the hole. That’s how you get your kid to eat a soup. Afterwards the hole has to be filled with cement (mashed potatoes). But the mafia did dispose a body in the wet cement (The body can be a sausage you put into the mashed potatoes). Now the cement has to be removed again to dig out the body.

And that’s how you get your kid to eat broccoli, soup, mashed potatoes inclusive a dead body, sorry I mean sausage.

You can get Build-a-Meal for your kids on Amazon and Urban Trend


Farila January 31, 2010 at 9:22 AM  

or Just wait till they are hungry...

Sorcerer February 3, 2010 at 11:58 AM  

I think you should have your own show on TV.

genius!! you are!

Static February 4, 2010 at 3:20 AM  

I think these also may be grooming techniques used by Gary Glitter.

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