Five little dudes willing to die for you!
This poem is dedicated to five little dudes, to be honored for their courageous selfless actions, just to make your life more comfortable.
Five little dudes willing to die for you!
Here the life ended for little mark
Because you couldn’t remember the page
Mark had to leave the stage
Now he is flat like a pancake
Just because you needed a break.
Where Stan’s life ended so miserable
The table coaster you forgot
So Stan threw himself to this spot
And now he is a splat
This is nothing to laugh at
To die like that is almost grotesque
The penholder on the desk you couldn’t locate
In the wrong place at the wrong time Fred did wait
You saw Fred as an opportunity
And poor Fred had no immunity
Harry had no bodyguard
Fumbling for the light pull
You thought Harry will be helpful
This is so scary
What happened to little Harry
Your boss has gone berserk
Under pressure you needed stress relief
At that moment Paul lost his belief
He immediately turned purplish blue
What a torture to go through
5 comments:
Funny Mr. Poo
I was expecting someone dying in a flush in your post... ;)
Very good... mine would've been better, but I'm not allowed to say that... cuzz I'm so damn humble! ;-)
that is just incredibly cruel, it reminds me of that movie dude where's m car, where the fed's torture a dummy. HA HA HA HA HA
nice
wow!! touching one..
*sniff.Sniff
No..thank you poo..
for that offer on toilet paper
I got my own tissue paper
I made a new quote.
"When life gives you bull shit..dry it and sell it to NASA as solid fuel."
I think it can be catergorized as poo quote
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