Five little dudes willing to die for you!

This poem is dedicated to five little dudes, to be honored for their courageous selfless actions, just to make your life more comfortable.

Five little dudes willing to die for you!

It happened in the central park
Here the life ended for little mark
Because you couldn’t remember the page
Mark had to leave the stage
Now he is flat like a pancake
Just because you needed a break.

It happened on the coffee table
Where Stan’s life ended so miserable
The table coaster you forgot
So Stan threw himself to this spot
And now he is a splat
This is nothing to laugh at

It happened on the office desk
To die like that is almost grotesque
The penholder on the desk you couldn’t locate
In the wrong place at the wrong time Fred did wait
You saw Fred as an opportunity
And poor Fred had no immunity

It happened in the dark
Harry had no bodyguard
Fumbling for the light pull
You thought Harry will be helpful
This is so scary
What happened to little Harry

It happened at work
Your boss has gone berserk
Under pressure you needed stress relief
At that moment Paul lost his belief
He immediately turned purplish blue
What a torture to go through

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5 comments:

Farila January 18, 2010 at 5:07 AM  

Funny Mr. Poo
I was expecting someone dying in a flush in your post... ;)

Dayne Gingrich January 18, 2010 at 6:10 AM  

Very good... mine would've been better, but I'm not allowed to say that... cuzz I'm so damn humble! ;-)

санжог January 18, 2010 at 8:26 AM  

that is just incredibly cruel, it reminds me of that movie dude where's m car, where the fed's torture a dummy. HA HA HA HA HA

nice

Sorcerer January 21, 2010 at 1:39 PM  

wow!! touching one..
*sniff.Sniff

No..thank you poo..
for that offer on toilet paper
I got my own tissue paper

Sorcerer January 21, 2010 at 3:02 PM  

I made a new quote.
"When life gives you bull shit..dry it and sell it to NASA as solid fuel."

I think it can be catergorized as poo quote

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