How to survive a Zombie attack

Don’t panic, take it easy. Now you don’t have to worry about any zombie attacks anymore. It’s just a question of being prepared.
Get the Zombie survival Kit and always carry it with you. It includes: 20' of "zombie outbreak" barrier tape, 4 warning/hazard signs, 8 warning/hazard stickers, 8 Zombie classification cards, 8 Z.E.R.O. cards, 2 Zombie Disposal "toe tags", 1 "in case of zombie attack" instructional poster , 1 "bite kitt", 1 glow in the dark sticker and 1 lapel button, plus a bonus CD-ROM "electronic training supplement"

Learn about Zombies and how to prepare an attack by reading these books.
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks Get to know about the virus "Solanum", the transference and symptoms. Gain knowledge how to discover an infected human and about the treatment, in this case will be amputation or killing. Study the zombie behavior patterns. Be trained in survival techniques by using a large assortment of weapons. Learn how to secure your home and how to defend yourself in public places. And of course become skilledrger groups, kill and listen, let them come to you, never go off alone…

Another book you should read is Max Brooks World War Z, An Oral History of the Zombie War. Learn from history and be prepared for the next World War Z. This book should be required in schools. The Kids should learn about the gravity of the walking dead.

You might not remember everything you read, and when you face a zombie you might panic and be incapable of making a decision. Then it’s a good idea to have the zombie Survival Mini Note Pads and Zombie Survival Notes Mini Journal in your pocket.

In a Zombie war much time can be spent hiding and waiting. To kill time while waiting you need to play games. The best game to play in middle of an apocalyptic zombie war is Zombie Fluxx” The ever changing zombie card game, (ages 8-adult). It’s fun, educative and for the hole family. And because the game is about zombies, you won’t forget, that there is a living dead outside waiting for you.

And remember to put the zombie survival poster on your toilet door, it fresh up your mind how to kill a zombie while you are sitting on the toilet.

But the best way to become an expert in zombie behavior is still to watch al kind of Zombie movies.

All items are available at amazon


plainolebob September 13, 2009 at 10:31 PM  

i glad i read this, i almost forgot to get my zombie pigs their swine flue shot.
great blog again

Vinay Rai September 17, 2009 at 5:16 AM  

I am prepared for zombies attack now,mates bring em on.

Dayne Gingrich September 17, 2009 at 9:04 AM  

I always just called her my girlfriend... oh well, glad I got out of that relationship!

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