Five little dudes willing to die for you!

This poem is dedicated to five little dudes, to be honored for their courageous selfless actions, just to make your life more comfortable.

Five little dudes willing to die for you!

It happened in the central park

Here the life ended for little mark

Because you couldn’t remember the page

Mark had to leave the stage

Now he is flat like a pancake

Just because you needed a break.

It happened on the coffee table

Where Stan’s life ended so miserable

The table coaster you forgot

So Stan threw himself to this spot

And now he is a splat

This is nothing to laugh at

It happened on the office desk

To die like that is almost grotesque

The penholder on the desk you couldn’t locate

In the wrong place at the wrong time Fred did wait

You saw Fred as an opportunity

And poor Fred had no immunity

It happened in the dark

Harry had no bodyguard

Fumbling for the light pull

You thought Harry will be helpful

This is so scary

What happened to little Harry

It happened at work

Your boss has gone berserk

Under pressure you needed stress relief

At that moment Paul lost his belief

He immediately turned purplish blue

What a torture to go through

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